Goofy Stuff Novels & Stories

After brooding for who-knows-how-long… I floated back to the living room. Adrian was there, being… Adrian. Goofy… ridiculous, and weirdly adorable. He was in the kitchen, playing around like a kid who’d just discovered superpowers... lifting random objects with his ghostly telekinesis. He spun a mug midair… juggled a banana and a spoon, and made a sandwich float in slow motion like it was in some kind of movie commercial. Despite myself, I smiled. “How are you so happy?” I asked. He looked over his shoulder, pretending to be confused. “How do you mean?”

Goofy has remarkable patience. Despite Doggo pestering him every day, he hasn’t left him covered in bites. I patted Goofy’s head and apologized, “Next time Doggo bites you, feel free to swat him a few more times—he needs to learn his lesson.”

Sana ma-gets na nito na ito ang tinutukoy niya. "Ang gulo mo kausap, Gieselle." Napakamot pa ito sa gilid ng kilay. "Ang cute niyo lang dalawa." Sabay silang napalingon sa nagsalitang si Ate Toyang. Nakamasid pala ito sa kanila na parang nanonood ng teleserye. "Daig ko pa ang nag-movie marathon eh." Tila maiihi na ito sa kilig.

"OI! WAIT ME! ARGGHHH!!" Grrrrrrr!! I SWEAR, I HATE THE HAPPY THREE FRIENDS

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Right now, those orbs are big and shiny with an equal proportion of glee and greed. “Really? You’ll get me three new ones? From Gucci?” “I swear on…” I look around, my gaze latching on the ugliest stuffed toy I’ve ever seen. My nose wrinkles in surprise. I have honestly never set eyes on a stuffed animal this ugly; “Is that… a mangled Winnie the Pooh?” “Yeah.” “Fine. I swear on his life.” “He’s not alive, girl.” Zeya feels the need to point out. I shrug. “I swear on him regardless.”

Even Cassidy and Holly were trying to disappear into the wall. That was when Connor seem to realize what was happening. He forced a smile and came over to me. "Sophia. I was wrong. Tara fooled me too. Don't hold this against me. "If she hadn't used the deepfake, if it hadn't been so realistic, do you really think I would've believed it? I still love you. Let's get back together. Please." I let out a cold laugh and slapped him. "That's what you owed me. "Now get lost. Who do you think you are?"

Goon 3 "Ha, look at you thinking about having a girlfriend when you can't even satisfy those whores last night" Goon 1 "What did you say, well at least I don't have a micropenis like someone" Goon 2 "Guys you should stop or someone will hear you" Gengar who has been listening to these goons rubish gets bored and floats away Gengar [ I heard that they have captured some pokemons I should look into this]

Breaking out into a toothy grin, she began swaying along to the music. “Fuck it!” “WE GOT NO MONEY BUT WE GOT HA-HEEEAAART!” Brody chortled, sweeping in to link her arms with mine and Liza’s. I included Vasha in the chain, and we jumped around like a bunch of giddy idiots. In a naturally high state, I studied everyone in the circle gratefully. Thinking about how much we’d all changed in the last four months. ********************

she answered calmly. "Rejection is not in my vocabulary. Now eat this and let's enjoy it, " I said and pushed the food in front of her. "Pancake and a cup of choco? How cheap. I can buy you a hundred pieces, " She said again while sipping the hot chocolate. "It's not about the thing sweetie, it's about the effort, " I said and winked at her. "Yeah right! You exert all your effort to annoy me!" She rebuts.