Grassy Ass Meme Novels & Stories

“I am not a model. Trust me! That profile picture is just make-up, good angels, and Moon-blessed lighting. You can see now, this is the real me. Still think I am a prank?” I didn’t have to wait this time, as a moment later, his several replies popped up. “Wait! Oh, no! You are REAL? Goddess! That means you are really texting me!” I chuckled as his texts got funnier with every passing second. “I am such an idiot (crying face emoji). I am so sorry, Ashley. Honestly, I assumed, I was being pranked again, as it had happened earlier. My pack mates often post my profile on dating meme pages.”

"Oh fuck Josh that is so good sooo full so fucking full. Oh please fuck it! Please jam fuck my ass!" "Who's ass?" I yelled as I shoved myself into her hard.

“Mama Mia! Can you imagine grabbing that ass and grinding into that sweet paradise? Mama Mia!” “Wooow! That ass can only be maintained by a dude with lots of money. That is paradise right there, man. I agree with you.” “Why are you guys fussing over the fat ass? Can’t you see those round and perky melons? I would give anything to have a bite tonight. Fuck! I’m hard already.” The voices kept coming, but I could only bury my head in shame and walk along with Luther.

Spike started with a loud belly laugh which lasted a while before he said, "Oh good, I can call up and cancel you horse ..." I looked at him in shock, "WHY?" "Cause you only asked me if I really thought you had a pretty little ass; you didn't say anything about the horse." "OH YOU! You know what I mean. MEN! They can be such pain in the ass." "Ummmm ... Honey, if you don't want men to be a pain in your ass, offer him your pussy instead." "OH MY GOD! To think I woke up in such a great mood this morning!"

“Your ass is so red and pretty right now. Looks like a fucking tomato.” I was panting hard, half laughing, half pissed, and completely out of breath. Sweat was dripping down my back, my thighs were shaking, and my whole butt felt like someone had lit it on fire. “Yeah, well,” I snapped back, twisting my head to glare at him over my shoulder, “your hand’s gonna hurt like hell tomorrow, asshole. My ass feels like I sat on a goddamn stove. You happy now?”

, and leaned back, flushed and satisfied. The tips started rolling in almost immediately. Two hundred dollars in the first hour. Enough to cover groceries and the electric bill that was overdue. Grace smiled to herself, a twisted mix of shame and power running through her. No one would ever know it was her. ASlimySlut, often abbreviated as ASS, was just a faceless fantasy.

The guys let out a ohh with some blocking their mouths with their hands. His face scrunched up with pain before kneeling down holding his crotch and started cursing me. "Whoops my bad!" I yelled sarcastically. That's what you get asshole. Asher looked at me with a proud expression smiling. I returned the smile and laughed at the guy. He was rolling on the grass crying his ass out while everyone on the field laughed at him.

At that moment, Albert mimicked a meme on the internet and exaggeratedly said, “F*ck! Savage!” A burst of loud laughter resonated across the yard. Meanwhile, Sean looked like he wanted Charlie’s head on a platter!

"Fuck me hard." "I will," Adom growled against his skin, hips slapping Ash bare ass. Ash gasped, sharp, and breathless. Adom was grinning against the surface of another bruise. He repeated the move, over and over, fucking Ash with Ash keening, pushing back against Adom's cock.

“Oh? That’s kind of my kink, love. We’ll have to work on that.” My mouth falls open. My brain short-circuits. Is he serious? His face remains unreadable, no hint of humor in his expression. My stomach plummets before I hear the quiet snicker, see the mischievous gleam in his eyes. “That’s for calling me Assy,” he teases. I let out an exasperated groan and smack his arm. “You’re the most annoying ass I’ve ever met.” He grins, utterly unapologetic. “And yet, I’m yours.”