Grassy Ass Meme Novels & Stories

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

There's only one, maybe two men brave enough to do this shit to me. shit. I stumble over another fucking box as I rush through the house in search of my phone. looking for my phone. When I find it on the dresser, I scroll down to the group chat with Grizz, my brother-in-law to the group chat with Grizz, my brother-in-law, aka. PIMAD (pain-in-my-ass-dickhead) and Giant asshole. Me: I'm going to axe-murder whoever sent me this shit. It's going to be slow and painful.

4 Years Later (Automated Siri voice: "April 2019") Ava's POV "You know how biased you are?" I rolled my eyes at Arun, who looked back at me with an exaggerated pout. "Nope, I only have one ass," he said smugly, glancing over his shoulder. "God, you really need to follow better meme pages," I replied, crinkling my nose. "You're just jealous of my timing," he quipped, puffing out his chest.

I said – and then blushed furiously as he burst into laughter. “Oh my God, the truth comes out!” he howled. “Shut up!” I snapped. “Want to go back to talking about asses?” he asked as he wiped a tear from the corner of his eye. I decided to go on the offensive. “What’s your fascination with men’s asses?” I asked with an evil leer. He grinned and shrugged. “I’m completely secure in my ass-omeness.” “Your what?” “Like awesomeness, but with an ass. Ass-omeness.”

Grumpy asshole: What? I sighed exasperatedly. Of course he doesn't know what sexting means. Me: are sex chatting me? Grumpy asshole: If that means wanting to see a picture of your cunt, then, yes. I am. Me: wtf, Carlo. Despite my shock, I felt a familiar tug in my stomach. Grumpy asshole: Do it. Take your underwear of, and send me a picture of your pussy. My heartbeat was slamming against ribcage with anticipation.

Mickey asked. “Ahh that statement made no sense. And that’s coming from me ..” Asher pointed out. “Y’all are all asswipes.” Mickey said. “Ass vaginas.” Asher said. “What the fuck….” Grey said. Asher shrugged. “I don’t know it just sounded good together.” That’s all it took for Em to break out of her trance. She snorted. Asher turned to look at her. “You good back there baby girl?” “Yep. I’m good ass vagina.” Em told him.

Someone save my sorry prof ass. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

“On your knees and ass up, we’re not near finished.” She smiled, slow, wicked, and unhinged. “Make me. Asshole.”

I reached between my legs and rubbed my clit furiously while he fucked my ass wild“That’s it, baby cousin. Fuck me harder. Use this married hole. Imagine your sister's face when she finds out her little brother has been balls-deep in my ass.” He slammed into me faster, the bed creaking, his balls slapping against my wet pussy. I came hard, biting the pillow to muffle my screams, my asshole clenching around his young cock. Jeremy lasted only a few more brutal thrusts before he buried himself deep and unloaded, pumping thick ropes of cum straight into my ass. We collapsed together, breathing hard, his cock still twitching inside me, and me still naked on his bed. *Boom That was when his mom ya