Grassy Ass Meme Novels & Stories

"Uhhhh...uhhhh...uhhhh...fuck dude, your ass...your ass is...uhhhh...uhhhh...fuckin' amazing...work it...work that dick...yeah...yeah, squeeze my dick with that pussy...that man pussy!" Looking into my eyes, Megan moaned, "Baby, fuck'm...fuck'm...fuck his ass...hard...yeah...yeah...yeah, fuck'm hard...fuck him...yeah, fuck him...." Her words trailed off, and her body shuddered, as she fingered her pussy, watching us fuck. Still fucking his mouth, Darin grinned, "Mmmm...dude's got a nice ass...yeah...yeah...a real nice ass!" I started moaning louder, "Fuck, I'm going to cum...uhhhh...oh, yeah...oh yeah...fuck yeah!" With that, I rammed my cock deep one last time, before yanking it out and jac

Yes_you_suck YES, SAY THAT AGAIN AND IMMA COME TO YOUR HOUSE THIS MINUTE TO HIT YOU WITH MY BAT. Cereal_killer DAMN! SORRY THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT. NOE4LIFE! THERE! Will_the_devil WOW! YOU ALL ARE SO WEIRD. I_pooped WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF COMMONERS, MR. ASSHAT PRINCE. Will_the_devil I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF HALF OF THE WORDS YOU GUYS USE. WHAT'S 'ASSHAT' AND 'NOE' AND 'ZOE?'

Got caught up in something. "Cut the chitchat, Akash!" Grisha hissed, "I have little time!" "Wow! You are quite edgy today!" Akash replied with a mocking grin, "I understand your frustration. The memory reel broadcast was a tremendous hit!" "Shut up! You bastard!" Grisha clenched his fist, "I still hate him, but first I want to know more about this military veteran..." "Alright!" He gracefully occupied the fourth seat around the table, "Chill out, will you?"

Justin jumped on my back, making me groan. “Fuck dude, get off.” I grunted, managing to shrug him off. “Wrong friend who’d be willing to let you ride his ass.” I teased. I know you might think I’m a hypocrite for calling Grace out on being homophobic but tease my ‘straight’ friend.

Little miss slut didn’t even pay me any attention, as she jumped off the bike and ran inside the building – most probably heading to the bathroom. “What the fuck is your problem?!!” He growled at me once again, jumping off my now dirty bike and stalking me. “My problem?! You’re the one who’s making out on my bike, asshole!!” I shout back. “So throwing a drink at us was the only thing you could do?!!” his up in my face, his now towering over me. “Yes…It improved on your guy’s appearance, I took such beautiful photos” I smirk at him. “Would you like to see it? Or would you prefer seeing it as the new trending meme?” I slip past him. I talk to him while examining the milkshake stains on my bike

And now, the internet was having a fucking field day. Noah stopped pacing, long enough to grab his phone again, thumbs flying over the screen as he scanned the endless floods of comments on his innagram. I sucked my teeth, irritation clawing up my throat. “You need to stop reading that shit.” He snapped his gaze to me at that, and I’ve never seen such pure anger in his gaze. “Do you know what they are calling me? Have you seen the fucking memes they’ve started to make about me? I’ve spent my entire life--?”

I texted my friend Cassie to see how she is settling into her new home and let her know I was home and she called with family drama and I had to distract her by talking about your sexy ass! I know I am teasing him, but I can’t help it. Aldo: My ass is Sexy? I know yours is, but…yeah, your Abulita is gonna skin me alive so I’ll shut up now. Me: You are a glutton for punishment. You keep saying my Abulita will skin you alive but then you also keep going there…LMAO. Aldo: Yeah, that is probably true, but you are worth it, Babe. G-night! (kissy emoji)

When my phone vibrated, I fished it out of my pocket and saw a reply from Jaguar. From: Mr Ass What the heck u saying I threw my head back at his response. My fingers tapped aggressively on the screen as I replied. To: Mr Ass I'm joining the chaotic mix I need a place to stay Let me sleep on you *your place Lmao From: Mr Ass Stfu

To put it simply, he is the guy you don't pick a fight with, pissed or not. Did you ever see that meme on 2go where every person in a class falls somewhere? The sketch guy, the queen bee, the hyperactive, the gossip girls, the three friends, the sports guy, the silent one, the nerd. Yea, dike is the sports guy a.k.a i will beat your ass for little reason, just because i can. I would really love to say he is an arrogant over-pumped skull, but he happens to speak the bitter truth; he will beat your ass if you try him, be you giant or demi-god.

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!