Half Meant Jokes

Failing College isn't the worst that could happen to you is it? No. No. You could get kidnapped by some crazily handsome lunatic from another world who claims to be an emperor. And not only that but force you to basically help him become a popular one at that?Well, that's exactly where Alexis' life is currently headed as she's held captive in a strange mystical world in the clutches of one of the most not-so-powerful-but-still-powerful And not to forget charming man alive.Enter Alastair, a half blood king, framed with the murder of his 18 half siblings by his own family who wishes for his beheading and his only hope is a mouthy girl from another world who he seems to have taken a liking to.Where will this adventure lead these to? At the end of tragic romance? Or with both of them six feet under?“You belong to me until this year is over”.

Tegan is a hybrid, only half wolf, her other half is a closely guarded secret, abandoned as a baby she is forced on an angry Alpha who does not want the responsibility. The Immortal Leaders do not leave the Alpha with any choice he must take the girl or be deposed and forced out of his own Pack. Caspian is the Alpha's heir, a bright little boy who adores the tiny girl his father hates. Caspian falls deeply in love with Tegan as the years pass and sees her as his property. He is determined to make her his Luna when he becomes the Alpha of their Pack. Tegan has no intention of being anyone's Luna especially not Caspians. He is not the boy she grew up with, he is his father's son. Things come to a head when the two children reach maturity and Tegan discovers exactly what she is and her life changes forever.

"I don't understand what is happening here, I know that I've always been strange but I never expected to be that strange." Alessia has always been queer, she was born half Alpha werewolf and half Dokar witch. Ever since she was born, she has been told that she has a higher calling, she lives a normal life until she turns eighteen and her powers manifest. Her powers are not the only strange thing to manifest in her life as she finds out that she is mated to four males, and that too not ordinary males. She's mated to one wizard, one Alpha, one hybrid like herself, and one human. How do you think she will be able to handle all four of them and how do you think they would be able to handle sharing her, seeing that and Alpha can get really possessive.

The story of 'EVERY WOMAN CANNOT BE PRETTY' is a message to millions of women around the world who feel inferior due to their average looks that ‘ Beauty is not in the face alone.’ The protagonist in this story, Sarah Liam suffers from PCOS ( Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) with side effects of being obese, acne prone and having more than normal hair growth on face and body. To top it she is short in height and has a prominent mole on her chin. In all, she is not what one can call “pretty”. Her husband wants to use her as a sex toy, her best friend betrays her trust by sleeping with her husband. Faced with treachery by loved ones, shunned by many, at the brunt of the unkindest of jokes, the story shows how Sarah manages to rise like a Phoenix, hold her head high and eke revenge on the people who have cheated her, solely with the strength of her talent and grit. But with her flawed appearance, will she ever find true love? Can she ever aspire to marry a handsome man or will she have to settle for someone similarly flawed? Read on..

Nikki is Chad's secretary and is half a step closer to losing her job. She is defined as clumsy and forgetful. Chad is so close to ridding her of her job. One fateful night, she texts her nude image to her boss, will this cost her job or...

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.

A nice date was all it took to ruin her life. Despite how rough her life is,it's not as bad as being a werewolf Annalise Flynn - an 18 years old girl who's studying at Costco College. It all took a day,a date,and a boy to change her entire life Blinded by his good looks and smooth words,she fell right into his trap The aftermath of the date wasn't rosey at all One thing led to another and Annalise had a transplant with her date - turning her into a half werewolves - a half human She's a one-eyed werewolf now How will she mange to cope when her mates is White Hunt? The cold alpha of the Scarlett Pack He's rejected her but she has to accept him Will she be able to survive? Will she adapt to her new found home of werewolves?

Their are many races, all of which are unique in every way, though they all have one rule. No one is to cross-breed, the Deus will not stand for ANY half-breed to survive. But when one Dues falls in love with an elf and becomes pregnant, the rules seem too harsh. She does not want to give up her baby. Tuviel runs fast and far, going to the only place where both her and her baby will be safe. Years later, Astria is curious and wants to know her father, she knows she was a forbidden baby, that she is an abomination, half elf half Deus. But why must everyone hate her? She couldn’t control the circumstances of her birth. When everything falls apart and they must leave, who will help the Deus who broke the sacred law and a half-breed who barley knows who she is? Not suitable for under 18 years.

The Daughters of Darkness came to the aid of King Marner and helped him win a bloody war. For help, he repaid betrayal. This story is about how, after a century and a half, the descendants of forgotten warriors are looking for justice and revenge. On the way to their goal, one of them is waiting for love, and someone - death.

Have you ever pain so raw it feels like your hear is being dragged out of your heart? The type that breaks into pieces you could never find because they are lost to the wind of scorn and shame. Cassandra carries her pain like a weight on her shoulder everyday despite her smiles and jokes, too young to remember what it felt like to have parents before she lost hers to an accident her grandparents do not like talking about she is trying to find the little good life has in store for her. But she is given a brutal awakening when the one person she thought would bring her much needed happiness tosses her aside. So Cassandra runs away from it all, she runs far enough to never feel the despair looming behind her. And she runs into the arms of Ray, handsome, cocky, but caring, considerate, and loving. Cassandra is about to find out love works without the mate ties and build bonds with the most unlikely people. Cassandra is about to find the love acceptance she always yearned for in the most unlikely place.