Happy Birthday Dumb Mga Nobela at Kwento

"Hey, everyone, I just want to express my gratitude to each and every one of you for joining me in celebrating my birthday." "Tonight isn't just about my birthday; it's also a celebration of a new chapter in my life. Honestly, the past few months have been the toughest I've ever faced. There were moments when I felt like giving up, but thankfully, I found the strength to keep going. Here's to new beginnings!" Harold declared, raising a glass of wine. "Cheers!" "Cheers!"

What a way to welcome me into my special day. As sleep took over my consciousness. I couldn't help but murmur his name. Happy fucking birthday to me.

His smartphone kept on vibrating with notification and when he reached it, a loud voice of his team singing a horror happy birthday came up. She creased her brows as his crazy team was singing to him and he turned it off quickly. He will beat them up later. Then, he noticed his sister's message and Johanna's message. Jo: Happy Birthday, lazy bug! I hope that bugs will devour you! That's for kissing me, asshole! He smiled at Johanna's curses. He sent her a heart.

It's Grandpa's birthday banquet, and yet my fiancee is working late again, missing her one chance to meet the family. My brother and his wife, still bitter about me taking the project from them, don't waste the opening. "What good is all his money when his fiancee can't even show up on a day this important? She clearly doesn't take him seriously." "That's why Archer's the smart one. He landed himself Claire Donovan, of all people. Even her throwaway gifts start at seven figures." I'm about to fire back when the familiar name stops me cold. My eyes lock onto the bracelet of dark wooden beads the butler carries in. It's identical to the one my fiancee just spent a fortune on a few days ago.

I whimper, voice completely shot. Happy birthday to me.

“You?” He chuckled, checking behind him. “Nah, my high school best friend’s having a birthday celebration here.” “That’s nice,” I replied, caring more about what’s going into my mouth than what’s coming out of it. “Shall I wish him a happy birthday too?” God, I so dumb and lame, I should just shut up. No wonder Hunter doesn’t give a shit about me. Why would he even get excited over a dumb and lame girl who reads as much as he fucks?

I whimper, my voice completely wrecked. Happy birthday to me.

It's a shock " Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... Happy birthday to you Dad... Happy birthday. To. You." " Domy... Dominic?" To be continued...

His face was flushed red, as red as a tomato. The woman smiled at him, then said, "Hahaha, I'm a human indeed. Do you really think I'm not human? You're really funny. Ah! Happy birthday, by the way! It's a surprise gift from your friends, and I'm participating because it's entertaining, hehehehe.” Havi tilted his head. “A birthday when my actual birthday is already a week ago?” Havi chimed in with a sarcastic intonation. "Well, this kind of thing is another kind of surprise, right, guys?"

'It's your time to celebrate Let's just hope you're not a mistake Maybe the nurse forget your birth And picked a random date So this birthday could be fake Well, happy birthday to you Blow the candles don't look so blue We are gonna celebrate Hopefully you're not a mistake If you are, I will kick your ass And chop your head with a new axe Happy birthday, Oh, happy birthday Yeah, yeah, happy, happy, happy Birthday…e yeah…e…yeah eh.