Funny Dumb People Novels & Stories

One of his puppets blurted out. What the— Now this dude has actually spoilt my plans, but wait not entirely, let's hear what our dumb drake has to say. "Fuck," he cursed, "are you all that weak? He's dangerous, I am more dangerous. So get your butt up and let's start moving." He screamed furiously at his puppets who had no choice but to do as ordered. Okay dude isn't only dumb, he's stupid, the dumbest living thing I've ever seen. That was really fast.

He helped her see that as much as there were asshole hockey players, there was the same amount of kind and gold-hearted hockey players who were willing to top everything for those they loved and cared about. There was a huge amount of hockey players that simply chose to play dumb even though it was obvious to everyone around them that they were not dumb in reality. But those few that did not choose that route to live their lives by, we're amazing people who you could be proud to have in your life. And one of those smart people that refused to play dumb, was Madox. Sure he was an asshole and if you asked him, the only offense he would have would be because you don't call him by his royal assh

He made a fool of himself in front of the prettiest woman that he has ever seen in person. Enjoy your stay here? That is the best that he could come up with? That old, tired cliché line? She must thing that he is a complete and total idiot. Hell, at this point he is thinking the same dang thing. He is clearly dumb as a box of rocks. He sees a pretty woman and he blurts out stupidity. Smooth of him. Real smooth. “Hey! Wait a sec!”

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

He wished for rain which would match his mood but the sky was an unbroken sea of blue save for the band of salmon pink which taunted him. "Point straight blank. My mom used to say I lacked a fundamental trait needed to function as a human being- common sense." Venus laughed her first real one it helped mitigate the building tension in, but only by a fraction. "I'm saying this now, not to give an excuse for all the atrocities I committed. But rather for you to have an answer when you ask yourself because you will-how dumb can this guy really be? The answer? Dumb, really dumb." Her laughter trailed off before dying completely.

Henry's hands had been tied in a harsh knot, and he was not taken seriously in the slightest. When he woke up, he heard a group of people telling dirty jokes in the car and laughing from time to time. "These rich people are so fun to play with. They think we're stupid, but you're smart, Boss! All you did was dangle some bait, and they fell for it—hook, line, and sinker!" one of the men said in a low voice.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what will you do when you don't want to do anything Nah you don't because I'm holding this phone and whoever is on the other side of it just want to laugh at my situation. I asked again, "Hello??????" "Parker is so clumsy, clumsy is a nerd but Parker is an idiot while I'm smart as fuck." "In your dreams" I muttered. "What did you just say?"

The pot-bellied guy said smugly, causing the other two to scream wildly as if it was an inside joke that only they seemed to understand. The tall man excitedly approached me. “Except she's prettier.” “Just when the child is there when we play with his dearest mother, everything is even more fun.”The dwarf licked his lips in disgust. They were all giggling like a pack of hyenas. I clenched both my hands into fists as it shook with anger, I couldn't hear this crap anymore. I mustered up all my remaining courage and strength as I elbowed the man on the right hard in the stomach and dug my heel as hard as I could into the right leg of the man on the left.

Fear made intelligent men unbelievably stupid. My assistant tried hard not to smile. “The Baby Shark song made the humiliation worse, sir.” That made me laugh harder, I rubbed my forehead while shaking my head slowly. God. I almost wished I had stayed longer just to watch his face when the music started playing. I could already imagine it perfectly. The countdown ending, everyone panicking, then suddenly… Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo… I laughed so hard my chest actually hurt slightly. That idiot probably wanted the earth to open and swallow him whole afterward.

He looked at Terry: "You’re the dumb one?" "Oh! You’re the dumb one." Terry replied indifferently. Howard stretched his neck and shouted back, "Are you calling me dumb?" Terry tilted his head: "I’m calling you dumb." "Haha..." Robin couldn’t hold back his laughter from behind. This youngest little master was so adorable. Even when he was calling someone dumb, he made it sound so cute. His little expression was so innocent. Howard was stunned! This kid could argue back in such a cute way.