Harry Potter Toilet Novels & Stories

"Alright... The remains of a dead otter... It was still so tiny. I took a guess that it was still a newborn when it died. I did not understand the idea behind all this. But after you mentioned about spells and charms, I think I start to get the idea..." . "Yeah... But what kind of dark magic do they use in this modern world? Even using a dead animal as their tool. Sick. Sick to the head. Sick to the mind." . "That's not all, Harry... There were also yellow, rotten teeth inside there. Precisely three pieces. It was so disgusting, I literally almost puked upon discovering it all." .

Harry shrugs, "He was really tall." He suddenly covers his mouth, looking upset, "I promised not to tell. It was supposed to be our secret." "What was his name, Harry?" But Harry shakes his head, "I didn't ask. He was really nice, though." I look at the brown paper bag next to the report and open it to reveal some fresh ham sandwiches, some fruit custard, and a few small bottles of juices. There's more food on the chair next to mine.

Liliana Harry said nothing. Instead, he turned and walked to his backpack, crouching beside it as he rifled through the contents. I tried again to push myself up, but my body wouldn’t cooperate. I was too dizzy, I watched him pull out a large plastic container, orange and square shaped, the kind used for cleaning fluid or motor oil. My stomach twisted with dread. “No,” I whispered.

Harry screams running toward the kitchen. "Wait ,what do you mean?" " come in the kitchen and See for yourself" he says so i go to the kitchen and see harry holding two pieces of bread in his hand . Scratch that , he is holding two pieces of burnt bread. I go and check the other two pieces but they are in the same condition . I take toast in my hand , showing him and then shrug. I wait for harry to frown or get angry because i just ruined his breakfast but instead he looks like he is trying to hold his laugh .

“Ms. Evans, we were just discussing how the masterpiece of JK Rowling contain absolutely no swear words except in the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when Molly Weasley swears at Bellatrix Lestrange for duelling with her daughter Ginny.” “Absolutely!” Ms. Evans said enthusiastically and continued fangirling about Harry Potter. Lucas rolled his eyes and turned to Zehra who was looking at him in incredulity. “What?” “Nothing, who would’ve thought that our quarterback was a potterhead.” “Oh shut up. Show me this godda–” “Don’t swear,” she whispered this time. "Why?!" "I don't like people swearing," “Ok show me this e-mail. Now.” Zehra took her phone and showed him the e-mail. H

"What the hell is this thing?" I say as I turn to her holding some gross hairy looking thing between my two fingers while looking at it disgusted. "Do you have to touch everything every time you come in here with me?" She says snatching it out of my hand before setting it back down. I rolled my eyes at her before walking over and plopping in the chair. "Yeah kind of! What else am I supposed to do?" I said as I looked around the store for something else to go mess with. My eyes landed on some Harry Potter looking shit and I got up and quickly walked over to it.

The more you care, the more you have to loose. ~Harry Potter, Order of Phoenix •• Noor wasn't sure if she wanted to be annoyed, angry, happy or disappointed. The flirty playful guy she had met twice on accident was actually the Mr. Umar Lukuwa she was supposed to meet.

He didn't do much though. 'Whoa shit. I really want to die, but not with this genre!' Havie huffed in annoyance. Just when he thought he was fine so far, the toilet door that should have been closed started to open on its own. 'Creeeeaak-' The creaking sound of the toilet door shook his heart which was as small as a bean sprout. He freezes. He caught a strange movement from the corner of the dark restroom. He caught a movement of something of a similar height to him, carrying a stick.

said Ava in a taunting tone. " That's not the point, girls shouldn't travel alone. They should always be in packs or at least a duo. " countered Ava. "What the hell do you mean? " asked Mandy, sounding stunned. "Haven't you watched or read Harry Potter Mandy?" inquired Tori. "How is that related? " asked Mandy. " Hermione Granger went to the library alone and got stupefied," said Ava. "Katie bell went to the restroom alone and got cursed," added Tori.

His expression was terrible. Harry looked at him and obsequiously said, “Hey, Evan, what’s the matter? Why are you looking for me so urgently? Could it be this crap?” Evan didn’t answer, instead, he titled his chin slightly at the bodyguards The two bodyguards seemed to immediately understand his indication. Then, one of the bodyguards grabbed Harry’s head and stuffed it into the toilet bowl. Then another one pressed the flesh button. “Ugh!” Harry coughed violently. He was almost choked to death on the water and disgusted by the smell of the toilet bowl.