Heath Ledger Joker Quotes Novels & Stories

Freya Harvey however, took a courageous boldness to continue recording the scene as Bob continued to molest her helpless friend Barney. "Perhaps, I bet you're fucking with jail time Bob, you won't get away with this". She cried helplessly. "Don't be ridiculous. Bob got the whole world in his hands.The police and sheriff are all my folks from the trenches and that makes it even more interesting. Bob Joker is a god!" he told Barney, then he laughed out sarcastically in such a way that got her to be even more upset with him.

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

"This is a real problem. Waiting to win big money is gonna give you a stroke before you're my age." I tried not to take offense, by scoffing. "What happened to: judge not, lest ye be judged, says the Lord thy God?" Joe narrowed his eyes. "I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes." "Close enough, plus I've got good observational skills." I pointed at the scripture poster on the wall behind him. Joe pursed his lips at me as I grinned, shaking my head. "Hold on, Letty." Joe called behind me. "Let me attend to this clown."

I couldn't care if his head cracked. “That hurt,” he whined as he robbed the spot, but I felt satisfied at my revenge. “You psycho Joker!” I said ready to hit him again when he grabbed my wrist. “Joker is a psycho already so your sentence is redundant. It's just like saying ‘you black charcoal'” he said and continued laughing. “What are you so insufferable?” I couldn't help but ask, “I feel like pulling my hair out just talking to you. Who knew you had this side of you too?”

"He might as well be dead with what Aurelius has in store for him." “I'm still here ladies. It's rude to talk about me like that.” I teased weakly. I might have passed out again, or maybe not. But when I stared up, the torchlight shifted, casting different shadows. I saw both lackeys; Spear Guy leaning against the doorway, Joker Guy pacing in small circles like a wolf pretending to be bored. I bared my teeth in a half-smile. "You girls haven't touched me yet? And to think I gave you time to take me out."

“Sometimes I forget you're a mob boss or an asshole nephew.” “Isn't that what the Joker should do? Especially when dealing with a venomous snake like Leonard. You can't let your guard down if you don't want to catch the venom.” *** [Kayoko: Don't forget 11 o'clock at the airport. I don't like waiting or I'll make sure you're broke in 5 minutes].

“It’s my biggest honor to have a meal with you!” The person was none other than Ledger himself. Harvey smiled. “You’re too kind, Master Ledger. I’m thrilled to come here. I do hope that you won’t disappoint me.” “You won’t! I’ll make sure you’re satisfied!” Ledger slapped his chest when he made the promise. “After all, you might just destroy the York family if I don’t show my proof of loyalty! “No matter how bold I am, there’s no way I’d treat that as a joke, right?”

He shrugged. “I don't think you're nuts; I just think you're misunderstood,” I said, smiling at him. He looked at me, raising his eyebrow. “Really?” “Yes, really,” I replied, caressing the back of his neck. “You are the perfect girl for me,” he said. “I’m like Joker, and you’re my Harley Quinn.” He was looking at me with a heavy look. “I'm glad I always liked villains more…” I said, and then I leaned over to kiss him. He returned my kiss with the same measure. That would definitely be deeper and longer, but he almost lost the reins of the car, and we almost ended up in the woods outside the road.

"You're wearing my t-shirt." He says, completely ignoring my question. "You know what that means?" I ball my hands into fists as I struggle to sit up. "That you're a moron and need your head examined." He shakes his head. "Nope! It shows that you're-" "Don't even think of finishing that statement, you oaf." The mad hatter appears from another place in the ramshackle building, and comes to stand in front of Leonard. He crooked his thumb backward and jerks it. "Get lost!"

" Do not hate us we do this in the name of God it is Gods will we are being kind for God punishment would be far worse , but next time you have to pay double" ' this is cliche, but it's pissing me off I think I've had enough of their bullshit' he thought as he dashed in and kicked one of the preists into the wall. " Hello scum" he said with a smile " the other two noticed him and one cast a spell" [ may the lords light fall]. A pillar of light came from above and engulfed him Jack started screaming . " ahhhhh it hurts ...stopppppppl" the other preist just laughed " that's what you get for interfering in Gods work heathen