Magic Academy: Finding My Mate
"I will come for your eyes, Blake—when you least expect it, I will poke out your eyeballs and eat them for dinner!"
Blake shudders uncontrollably. "Please don't sound like a sinister witch! The fact that you are a witch only makes it scarier!"
"Pft!" I shake my head. "I'm not dangerous."
"Of course not," Blake says. "But my biggest fear is anything happening to my eyes, and then I also find kittens horrifying."
"Kittens?" I ask, blinking. Is this guy high or something? Kittens are adorable.
"Yes, kittens are evil creatures. They act so innocently with their enormous eyes, but when you try to cuddle with them—bang, instant pain when they bite your skin!"