Dumped the Scumbag, Now I'm Married to a Billionaire
“Well, there’s a honeymoon. No fixed date yet, but I’ve always loved the idea of a honeymoon. A cozy hotel room by the beach, a chance for my wife to be in hot bikinis all day. What could go wrong?”
“Wife…” she muttered, as if in disbelief.
I grinned widely. “Yes, my wife. Isn’t that perfect?”
“No!”
“Now, now, I’m offended,” I said, feigning sadness as I held my chest. I plopped down on the sofa and crossed my legs over the armrest.
She folded her arms across her chest. “What else is in this contract agreement that you coerced me into signing without reading first?”
I chuckled. “Seriously, love, always read the contracts before signing. I don’t want to come home one day and find out you’ve s