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“ A reading from a letter to the Hebrews”, the lector said as we moved to the pulpit, while I held a microphone to his mouth, absentmindedly watching him move his lips as he looked at the congregation and back to the lectionary, paying no attention to what he was saying.
“ The word of the Lord”, he said in a final tone, signifying that he had finished his reading.
“ Thanks be to God”, the congregation replied and my mouth was benevolent enough to also speak along with the congregation.