Homestuck Patron Troll Novels & Stories

My pure and innocent image was necessary to keep this going. The outrage was instantaneous. The comments turned vicious. “What a homewrecker!” “We’ll find her!” “She doesn’t deserve him!” Vincent’s mother reached out, patting my hand awkwardly. “Maybe we should—” “Don’t,” I snapped under my breath, just loud enough for her to hear but not loud enough for the mic to pick up. “Let them do what they need to.” This was an all in game and I had played my part, what I needed now was for those dumb online trolls to finish up the dirty work for me.

"You're lucky that Patry became your boyfriend. I heard that he has a Grade 11 stalker who always follows him and even tries to convince him to take her home. She acts like a girlfriend. Are you jealous of her?" Oh, I'm a protagonist and star in stories again. I don't look like his girlfriend, just a little. Are you jealous? Then go and convince Patry to take you home too. You insecure, hooman. "Ah, the old Grade 11. Of course not? She's just pushing himself too hard. She's probably targeting people younger than her so her next victims will be Patry’s friends. No one knows her plans." I gritted my teeth as I heard what she said. I wanted to tweak her until all the strands of her hair on her

"Patrick's baby was a belly full of shit? ROFL. This is so savage—I love it!" "Patrick is beyond disgusting. Hope he rots in prison forever for being a gambling addict, an extortionist, and a creep who secretly films people!" "Mad respect for Jillian's quick thinking! When something like this happens, don't back down. Just call the cops and expose the bad guys!" "Wait, so Jillian was the one who performed the gender-affirming surgery on the fugitive? Oh man, karma really is a bitch." Public opinion swung entirely in my favor. The same neighbors and relatives who'd been pointing fingers behind my back all shut their mouths the moment they saw the comments online.

“I knew you wouldn't get involved with him had it been you knew he wasn't human, he must have been scared that you might leave him. Unfortunately, I already spilled the beans accidentally, I…” I immediately interrupted her, “Sorry to ask, but are you in your right senses? What the heck do you mean by Tyler hiding his true identity from me?" “You know nothing little girl! Tyler is not human, including his daughter who you call your best friend, they are both not humans.” Miss Patricia said with a serious look, and I busted into laughter that instant. This woman is a clown for real. “Can you listen to how stupid you sound? Are you making any sense at all? I can't stand this nonsense anymore,”

The malicious comments on her novel site were the work of hired trolls stirring up trouble. And the person behind the transactions funding this troll army was Eddie, the very one who had previously impersonated her alias.

Christine made frantic faces at her, but Milo slammed his hand down on the desk. Startled, Christine straightened immediately. “Christine, haven’t you caused enough trouble? If you made a mistake, you deal with the consequences yourself.” “But he can’t hire internet trolls to attack me! They’re even insulting our whole family—saying I have no manners…” “Tina, take Christine home first.” “Milo, he really did hire trolls—” “If he truly hired trolls,” Milo said evenly, “I’ll handle it.” The implication was clear: if this was simply organic backlash from fans, then he wouldn’t intervene.

] Netizen 2: [I feel like something is missing… like, what’s your daughter’s name? Netizen 3: [+1! I also want to know the name of Shadow and Mr. Robinson’s daughter.] Netizen 4: [Hahaha, enough already! Shadow has been super thorough… don’t push your luck!] Netizen 5: [Perfect! With such an impressive background and achievements, this will scare the crap out of those troll accounts! Hahaha!] Netizen 6: [Marketing accounts/haters: “Waaah, this is cheating, it doesn’t count!”]

One of Stella's fans lamented: [The website crashed before I even got to see it. Another person said: [This is the power of Stella's loyal fans. With just one sentence from Stella, we can overwhelm a website.] Where there were fans, there would be a unique social circle. Soon, one of Stella's haters commented: [Stella's fans are so awesome. They crashed someone else's website and they're here gloating about it. How disgusting!] One of Stella's fans responded: [Are you blind? Or can't you understand human language?] Another said: [This kind of brainless trolling is truly disgusting.]