Daddy's Demands
I take a moment to marvel at his perfect lips and jawline.
“You are also…” I think for a moment, “very large.”
His face splits into a grin.
“Anyway, as I was saying,” I raise a finger to make my point, “sleeping with guys is overrated.”
“Sounds like you haven’t been with the right guy,” Hottie Bartender says. He and Mr. Men’s Magazine exchange glances.
“Nope,” I announce cheerfully. “But it’s okay. I’m getting a vibrator. A big one.” I set my hands apart to show the length. “Battery-operated boyfriend. B-O-B. Big… Bob.”