Novel & Cerita How To Annoy Your Mom

I asked angrily when he answered. "I'm just ten minutes away, relax." "Don't tell me to relax! I gave you a specific time to be here! What's wrong with you? Do you want to ruin my plans?" I yelled. Mom took the phone from me and spoke calmly, "Alan, just get here as soon as you can. Remember to use the backdoor," and then she hung up. "My dear, you need to learn how to handle men. Yelling and screaming won't help you get things done," Mom advised.

I know without a doubt that I’m about to be scolded like a child again. “Finally! You decide to show up! We should be thankful to God that Miss Important has graced us with her presence. Should we warm up some tea and fry some chops for you?” Her voice is laced with bitter sarcasm. My heart pounds in my chest as I struggle to rein in my anger. Anita has her way of getting under my skin. Even Sam knows how annoying her mom can be sometimes. “Mom… please… calm down…” “Calm down?? Really? Your father has been on the verge of death and you were nowhere to be found! How can you ask me to calm down?”

She cried harder, I look at my mum and she gave her a pity look, “My naughty grandson why would he say that to you, wait let me go get him” Mum said and stood up to go get Moon “Don't worry Moon is going to apologize to you okay?” I caress her hair, “No, I don't want his apology I want him to like me” “Uhm, can I teach you a few tricks?” “What trick?” She pouted looking at me cluelessly “It's simple, if you stop pestering Moon, and stop telling him that you like him, he will start noticing you”

“Let’s not talk about it right now, Mom. I’m just too annoyed to think of any of that!” My mother narrowed her eyes as she cursed, “That little bitch is a disaster. Don’t worry. I’m gonna avenge you. I will make her “famous” again.”

Sit slowly on the floor to regain myself. “Jay can you hear me? Open up." My mom kept on calling while banging the door. Her knock pissed me off... "Go away!" I yelled at her. "I need to rest, atop your disturbance, It's fuckin' messing my head up! Get out! Everyone!" I said in anger.

I chuckled, thinking about how horrible it was, though it did keep my mind off Ruby for a while. "I mean, what are you doing with her?" She emphasized each word, her anger rising. My mom rarely annoyed me, but this was getting on my nerves. "Playing basketball," I said slowly as if she was too dense to grasp a simple statement. "Excuse me?" Her hands went to her hips, Athena rising inside her. "Back off," I warned her wolf. I wasn't in the mood for her to command me like some idiot child. "Who the hell do you think you're talking to?" My mom's sass came out in full force, and I knew I was in trouble. Not that she could actually do anything.

This was precisely the reason I hesitated to introduce them. My spirits sank when my mom started acting like a young girl, getting along effortlessly with Amira. Amira's annoying smile only added to my frustration, and I knew I had to intervene. "Mom, can we go already? Enough with the praises," I said. To my surprise, my mom continued showering Amira with compliments. Feeling angry, I tried to keep my emotions in check by stroking my hair. But I couldn't take it anymore. "Mom, enough. Let's get to the business of the day," I insisted, finally getting my mom to leave Amira alone.

She seemed like she would never shut up. "Mom, what do you want?" I asked impatiently. "Wow, how rude, Hannah! Such a lack of affection for your mother! You don't call me, don't come see me, then you say you don't have time, that you work too much, study too much, but it seems like you have plenty of time to find some random man, don't you, Hannah?!" She managed to be dramatic and offensive all in the same sentence. "Mom, we can't talk like this! When you calm down, call me back." I was ready to end the call, but of course it wouldn't be that simple.

I shouted angrily like a dragon. I did not want to be angry it causes wrinkles and decreases your life span! But I can't help it, these people boil my blood way too much for me to control! "Get your 23-year-old a*s down for breakfast before I reach your room and yes brush your teeth. Don't come down like a cavewoman" my mother replied like a leader of a pack. "Yeah. Coming!" I screamed annoyedly and got off from my bed kicking everything which was coming in my way.

Her expression shifted from irritation to shock, and then finally to something twisted. She suddenly grabbed my chin and stared at me. Once she realized my face was actually healing, I twisted the knife. "Mom, what's happening to your face? You look so much older than when I left. Maybe you should see a doctor." Mom went deathly pale. She let out a piercing scream, clapped her hands over her ears, and bolted for her room. The door slammed with a deafening bang. I knew then that my plan was working perfectly.