Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
she continues, "I don't mean I want him, idiot. No way in hell, he's totally in an 'annoying little brother' box now. Sealed."
"Oh," I relax, then I have to deal with my sister's identical laughs, "Shut up, you said it so weird. Like you wanted him."
"So you were going to fight me for a man?" she asks, "I thought you were so professional now? That's high-school Annie coming out."