Humorous Dance Quotes Novels & Stories

"Come on, Hansel, show Sherly how the most popular dance of our time was!" "He's too old to repeat that dance," Luna, Hansel's female friend who was standing next to Sherly, mocked the man. "It was so long ago, how could he do it again? He might get gout in his stomach halfway." "Don't underestimate Hansel. For Sherly, he can definitely do it," Paul encouraged. "Come on, Hansel, show me you can still do it!" When Hansel turned to Sherly, he saw the woman chuckle, as if she was making fun of him.

he asked, sipping from his glass. “No, I'm terrible at dancing,” Kimberly replied, looking down at her shoes, feeling like she wasn't being impressive. Then she heard him say, “I could teach you if you want, I'm a very good dancer and a good teacher too,” with a hint of sarcasm in his voice. He continued, “Here, hold my glass,” he said, stepping back to create some space as he folded the sleeves of his jacket. Kimberly was stunned to see Jordan trying to impress her. Just then, she busted out laughing hysterically when he saw him making some truly bizarre but hilarious dance moves. She laughed so heartily, her eyes shining with mirth.

“Okay I can dance!” She hummed placing a finger on her chin, her lips pressed together in a thin line. “Maybe I should just stretch my legs with you then.” She stood up collecting the hand I stretch again at her. Then my brain snapped, I can’t dance! All I can do is twist my leg not do whatever they’re doing right now at that place, I need to convince her we shouldn’t dance anymore. “Ma’am I’m having a sudden constipation!” I held my stomach together stopping her from moving.

I said with an air of triumph in my voice. "Oh, you finally finished dancing, did you?" Jack finally spoke up. He had been quiet the whole time. Was he really watching me? " That has to be the worst performance I have ever seen in me entire life" he complained, "Like honestly, the gods actually watch that? Pathetic! It's no wonder they created such an unartistic world. Because for Pete's sake, anyone who finds your dance even remotely entertaining couldn't possibly know anything about art" he whined.

Those were Dad's exact words to me. "Mommy, you dance funny," Elara's little giggle snapped me out of my thoughts. "Excuse me, little miss, but I have the best moves around," I joked with her, moving my hips in a more dramatic way. She giggled again, filling me with deep joy at her happiness. She had the most beautiful and whimsical little giggle. "What about me?" She asked, waving her arms around as she showed me her dancing. "Oh my heavens, Elara, you better be careful who you show those moves to, they're too amazing."

a brown haired male agreed causing me to gasp and smack his bicep as he just lifts his hands innocently making me giggle again. If I was sober I would slap myself. I never giggle. I hate giggling. Yet I'm doing it. "Is it hot in here or is that just you?" a platinum blonde male asks causing the other to boys to nod in agreement. If I was sober I would've probably cringed. An idea suddenly comes to my mind causing my eyes to widen as if I was a genius "Let's dance" I scream to no one in particular then stand up from the barstool I was sat in and climbed up on the bar then started moving my body in weird ways as I let the music guide my body.

I was already exhausted at this point, but I kept laughing and smiling, especially for the cameras. "Please tell me it's time to take off these nasty shoes. My feet are so sore!" I complained to Aunt Mallory, as it was her turn to dance with me. "Grace and poise, girl. Grace and poise!" She said, quoting a line from my favorite Disney cartoon; Cinderella. I rolled my eyes at her, as I passed over to dance with yet another person; Micheal. "Oh, hello Michael!" I beamed up at his blank face. A ghost of a smile seemed to tug at his lips, and that was enough for me.

Dean's POV: Dancing with Kiara is heaven and torture at the same time. But most of all I'm having so much fun, I can't remember the last time I laughed so much. Whenever we're not dancing, Kiara finds it awfully funny to talk about how some people behave here, especially the famous people, as soon as they're drunk. And oh my god, she has a badass humour.

Quinn said, smirking at me . "I...actually, the thing is . That I don't remember what happened." I said stuttering. "Wait what?" Her eyes widened again . "I probably drank too much." I said looking again at the video . I can't believe it was me . How on earth can I dance like that? We are literally all over on each other . Fuck ! This is bad . Really bad . Why did I do this? God . I wish the earth would eat me up right now . "You bet you did ." She said, Huffing . " Look at the way you guys are dancing . It doesn't even seem like you just met him . "

She said taunting him playfully," And, don't expect that I will be saying, you are the best dance teacher in the whole world." " You seriously know how to make people laugh," He said laughing and twirled her more.