Wise Humorous Quotes Novels & Stories

They never imagined that Lucas would actually dare to say such words. "Haha!" Suddenly, the dozen-odd Quiet Wolf Dark Races broke into laughter as if they had never heard such a funny joke.

Zoe asked, not understanding the humor of the joke. "Of course." "Hmnn. Because it has boring and difficult equations?" Zoe answered suggestively, still trying to think of a suitable answer. "No," Zara chuckled, her long eyelashes blinking so rapidly, "Because it has too many problems," she spilled. "Oops. That is quite funny," Zoe mentioned, chortling softly the more she understood the relation of the joke to the answer Zara gave her. "One more," Zara said again. "Okay," Zoe answered with great interest, while she finally began to drink from the glass of drink that had been offered to her.

Then, when they noticed the smirk on Alpha Zackery's face, they looked at each other and roared with laughter hysterically. "Your Excellency... You really nail it! He's a... a grilled hot dog... Haha... I can't... catch my breath..." Alpha Julius pointed at Alpha Cyrus and laughed. "Your Excellency... Your joke is... killing me..." Alpha Cyrus laughed so fiercely that he started to cough in tears. "Really? I thought only malt kills people." Alpha Zackery laughed out loud, with eyes gleaming with ominous sparks.

he said in a joking tone. I punched his arm gently. “You can't call a girl that,” I said half-jokingly, half-seriously. “Sorry, I forget sometimes,” he replied with a faint smile. I chuckled. “You know, jokes like that wouldn't be as funny without your amnesiac.” “There is a silver lining too,” he replied in a sarcastic tone, though there was a faint smile on his lips.

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

“My family owned this before but this is mine now and I manage this. They’re busy with their company” “That’s sick!” “You look really surprised” “I didn’t expect that from you. I thought you were a good-for-nothing jerk” “Hey! You’re insulting me!” “Am I? My bad” I jokingly replied. I know he’s not the type that easily gets insulted. He has deep humor and wits which makes him very versatile when dealing with words spitted out to him. “What about you? You’re alone?” “Uhm… ye---” “Zae!!”

I can't even get my eyes to focus, and now I'm freaking out! "What a delightful message to wake up to." He had placed a laughing emoji which brightened the content. "What a delightful message to wake up to." I wanted him to get in touch with me, but not if it was to criticize me in any way, so I hope he can see the humor in this situation.

“Indeed. You’re the most talented rock skipper here.” He chuckles and nudges me. “You know, sarcasm is considered the lowest form of wit.” “Point out someone who believes that, and I’ll show you someone who proves that common sense isn’t as common as they think. Anyone who says that phrase is someone it takes minutes or even days to realize they have been insulted through what they consider wit that’s beneath them. They are the true geniuses among us.” “Hmm…you may have a point,” he says. After a few minutes, he glares at me. “Rude.”

“Just being cautious, keeping out the riffraff, you know. But now that you’re here, maybe I should shoot you just for the hell of it.” Go ahead and wound me, pal. You wouldn’t be the first one tonight… “Pass.” He sighed. “Sorry. I’m all out of jokes.” “Yeah. You look like someone shit all over your life. I was just trying to lighten your mood.” “I appreciate that, but don’t.” It grated on his fucking nerves.

They laughed even more at what he said. "Sure. That's all, sis. Small thing." Mariz joked. "Why don't I just crawl into your room, sis?" Anne joked. "You're expired Anne." It's a joke. They were laughing again at Winchester's answer. “If I am expired. How about you, sis?” she asked Winchester back. “Over qualified sis.” He answered. They are all laughing on his answer that is very far from Anne's question.