Humorous Rhyming Poems Novels & Stories

[ K A R A ] I spent the entire night reading and rereading Ryder's notes over and over again. His poems were honest and raw. He wrote so beautifully. I never would have imagined the same mouth that said all those dirty jokes could write such romantic things. And okay, I don't mean to sound narcissistic, but are these poems written about me? Am I… ‘K’?

he walks away I let out a sigh Don't worry mum, I'll find you and am going to free you from him This monster, I hope you're still alive Roses are red And so are some lipstick My poems probably making you guys sick But once you see it you'll know you've come to the end of another episode You could do something better than reading it though Like maybe kissing Santa on a mistletoe Yeah you got me I just wanted a rhyme Thanks for reading my lines (see what I did there) If you laugh you'll surely die Sorry don't be scared I'm just kidding Am probably sure you're wishing for this to end

Jasper said thoughtfully. "Sounds good. I remember a famous poem 'Far From The Madding City'. The poem was about arriving at a paradise after passing through a narrow cave. The people there grew their own crops and lived a peaceful life." "How could you still remember these things?" Jasper was curious. He remembered that he had read this when he was a child, but he had almost forgotten all of it. "I like these romantic poems, especially the ones by Robert Frost, Emily Dickinson, and Elizabeth Barrett Browning," Stella chatted casually.

Why, at such a serious moment, was Lucas throwing absurd rhymes and jokes? "No, this can't be." This couldn't be allowed to continue. "Two, three stingrays. You're not handsome, that's why I don't want to own you." "Four times four equals sixteen. Sooner or later, I'll make sure my heart you win." Deasy then glared at Lucas, signaling him to stop this utterly pointless banter. "Stop, okay? This isn't a comedy show. Stop with the rhyming!" "Well, you seem really tense."

Rhino scolded, "Shut up. What's so funny here?" Harold somehow stopped laughing and said to Edith, "Buddy, I remember a poem, wanna hear?" Edith also said with a mischievous smile, "Yeah yeah sure tell me." Harold started saying the poem in a joking way, Don't know If I am the only one in love with you Sometimes I am a gardener, Sometimes I am a teacher Sometimes I am a shepherd for you. Saying that Harold looked at Edith somehow holding his laugh. Edith said with his right hand in front of his face, "Wow! Wow! Believe me it was totally a bathroom level poem. You should get an award from me."