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Celia's POV
As much as he feels uncomfortable,I find it funny and constantly laughing watching his face. We three are sitting before the TV watching rhymes. Especially, the 'Old McDonald had a farm' and 'Five little ducks' which are both little Cayden's favourite. I think it's the twenty fifth time listening to those rhymes and Alexander already became pale.
"How the hell did he got all kind of animals at one farm?" He commented. He would say, "The dog, cats, cows, sheep, ducks, chickens and what not. Why don't you raise a lion and a wolf too, Mr.Mcdonald ? "
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365 Nights, Two Stepbrothers, One Me.
She screamed, “Type shii, type shii, you feel me?!”
I cracked up, blasting the aux. Out of nowhere, I started screaming, “LULULEMOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!”
She joined in, “He said he tossin’, pull me back!”
I fired back, “Seems like a Lulu on his ass!”
Together we howled, “LULULEMOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!”
We laughed so hard we could barely breathe. She wiped her eyes. “We’re singing rubbish, not even the lyrics.”
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Captive Of The Count
I dropped the sword and placed it against the tree, faced the crossroad with my arm out and forefinger poked out, "Out does this rhyme go again? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a-"
Are you serious right now? Cora grumbled interrupting me and I had to stop. I decided to continue again and I struggled to remember the rhyme, I most definitely have to substitute the words now.
Look what you have done! I snapped at her trying to rack my brains for the right words, Please be quiet I need to concentrate.
"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch an Orian by his cock, if he moans, let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe."
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Our Young Funny Voices
Then everything went black.
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I heard beautiful laughter. It reminded me of a child’s giggle, but with more substance. I couldn’t see her face, but I knew it was Vasha. The sky above was clear and light blue. Warm wind blew around me as I searched the field of Sunflowers for my friend's laughter. She started to squeal with happiness, and I followed the sound. Within seconds I was rewarded with her thin arms looping around my neck. She felt delicate, but strong. Her lips whispered low, in an alluring way.
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The Hating Game
He could just clutch his stomach and laugh and giggle more harder blessing the older's sense of sight and hearing.
Seeing and hearing the younger's high pitched laughs and giggles, a wide grin creeps on to the older's face while froth still sticks on his chin and around his mouth. And Aroon again starts to sing the lyrics of the nursery rhyme, liking to carry on making the younger laugh more.
“Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe.", he sings pointing his toothbrush at the younger as he says the word 'tiger'. He is successful as the younger starts laughing more.
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One Joke Too Many
It's pathetic!
He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back.
I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years.
His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin.
However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!
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Seducing My Mafia Stepbrother
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.
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AMEIRA
And then he heard her hum and sing a familiar nursery rhyme.
“You’re my honey bunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you’re my sweetie pie. You’re my cuppycake gumdrop soogums boogums you’re the apple of my eye and I love you so and I want to know that I’ll always be right here, and I love to sing sweet songs for you because you are so dear.”
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Fake Hearts On Ice
She hits her lap over and over and over, laughing so hard.
I couldn't help laughing too. It’s been so long since I saw her smile like this… laugh like this.
I will do anything and everything to see her smile like this again.
“Oh my… What the hell is an ANNA 1 ANNA 2?” she squealed.
“Oh come on, do not make me explain the joke to you,” I grumbled, jokingly. “Don’t you know the thing drummers do before they play a sound… Anna 1 Anna 2 and they go, bam bam daa daa.” I sang.
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BROKEN SERIES BOOK ONE: DARKER THAN NIGHT
🎵I hope a trap boy's your type🎵
🎶why?🎶
🎵Cause I don't have a nine to five🎵
🎶alright🎶
🎵I get that your standards high but I'm not a random guy, I'm different🎵
🎶lliterally🎶
🎵When I write my rhymes, you say you don't like that line, I'll switch it🎵
🎶calm🎶
🎵You said you don't like my life, you said you don't like my guys you're trippin', trippin🎵
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Frequently Asked Questions
The rhymes in 'Hop on Pop' are pure, giggle-fueled magic. My personal favorites are the tongue-twisting 'Pat sat on hat' followed by the absurd 'Bat sat on cat'—it's so simple yet cracks me up every time. The rhythm in 'We like to hop, we like to hop on top of pop' feels like a silly chant kids would scream while jumping on beds. The abrupt 'Stop, you must not hop on pop' delivers such a perfect parental punchline. The book’s genius lies in how these basic rhymes escalate into chaos, like 'House mouse on house' suddenly becoming 'Mouse house on mouse.' It’s Dr. Seuss at his most joyfully ridiculous.
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