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How Do I Seduce My Married Bodyguard?

How Do I Seduce My Married Bodyguard?

The beautiful boy with a metal-clasped nose, Whose skin is like peaches and cream, I wonder if the beautiful boy knows, I would love to make him mine. Then the twat took out a fussy, monogrammed handkerchief and mopped his sweaty upper lip. There was a fancy G on it, presumably in case he forgot his name. I just hoped he would forget the poem. It hadn’t even rhymed. If he was going to make a creepy poem about Ryden, couldn’t he have at least rhymed cream with something like ‘dreams’ or ‘sunscreen,’ which Ryden desperately needed? “That was romantic,” DeeDee said, clasping her hands to her chest.
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My Next Life As A Wicked Dame (ENGLISH)

My Next Life As A Wicked Dame (ENGLISH)

I asked out of curiosity, I really want to know the next line. “Hmmm… I don’t really… remember as it… was just song… by the bards… but it goes… like this… “Easy comes, easy go's. A flower bed, a garden rose. Tress are dancing, wind is gushing. Birds are singing, snakes are grinning.” That is a weird poem, it doesn't seem to have any meaning. I kept wondering who the author was and what was in his mind when he wrote that. "Do you know who wrote non Droon?"
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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty

She then started laughing like crazy. “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again. ” My body shaked as I heard the nursery rhyme. The way she sang it is so creepy that it made us shiver.
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Hold You In My Arms

Hold You In My Arms

Rhino scolded, "Shut up. What's so funny here?" Harold somehow stopped laughing and said to Edith, "Buddy, I remember a poem, wanna hear?" Edith also said with a mischievous smile, "Yeah yeah sure tell me." Harold started saying the poem in a joking way, Don't know If I am the only one in love with you Sometimes I am a gardener, Sometimes I am a teacher Sometimes I am a shepherd for you. Saying that Harold looked at Edith somehow holding his laugh. Edith said with his right hand in front of his face, "Wow! Wow! Believe me it was totally a bathroom level poem. You should get an award from me."
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The Girl He Wasn’t Supposed to Want

The Girl He Wasn’t Supposed to Want

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…
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My Ruthless Kidnapper

My Ruthless Kidnapper

With an unsteady index finger and a hoarse, shaky voice, I began, "Ip dip doo, cat got the flu, chicken got the chicken pox, and out goes you." My finger pointed to the left, so I took the chance and followed the path, leaving a trail of blood from my injured feet on the cold tile floor. I could barely see, but I pushed myself to keep moving forward. I had to make it out of there. I had to. At the end of the hall, another corridor stretched before me. Again, I relied on my lucky rhyme: "Ip dip doo, cat got the flu, chicken got the chicken pox, and out goes you."
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Legacy of the Wolf: War of the Wolves

Legacy of the Wolf: War of the Wolves

A poem by Moxie, "Roses are red, viloets are blue....this stupid author has no update for you" A poem by Dante, "When it rains it pours, but hopefully not indoors...unless your author has dogs and dirt backyard...it makes keeping mud outside SUPER HARD"
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AUTHOR'S NOTE I am in the middle of dealing with a family emergency and have to take a hiatus to take care of my mother. I apologize for putting things on pause and I thank you all for understanding ......
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confused don't want to be using coins to re read previous chapters was up to chapter 18 and when bk to read update and it just opened up to chapter 1 and what I have read already was locked I don't want to waste the coins so are u rewriting the book or not cos I don't want to waste my coins if u are
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Our Young Funny Voices

Our Young Funny Voices

Then everything went black. ******************** I heard beautiful laughter. It reminded me of a child’s giggle, but with more substance. I couldn’t see her face, but I knew it was Vasha. The sky above was clear and light blue. Warm wind blew around me as I searched the field of Sunflowers for my friend's laughter. She started to squeal with happiness, and I followed the sound. Within seconds I was rewarded with her thin arms looping around my neck. She felt delicate, but strong. Her lips whispered low, in an alluring way.
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If not love, Whatelse?

If not love, Whatelse?

Bubbling ass is the name Of my dear friend, Ugly old bubbling ass Shake,Shake,Shake it ! And there’s my little fairy Charming like a fairy Sweet as candy , Fly away,little fairy. As Amy continued to sing, Camellia clutched her lower abdomen, gasping for breath amid her laughter. “See, who’s laughing now?” Amy remarked, pausing her song to join Camellia in mirth. Their laughter was short-lived, however, as a look of fear quickly replaced Camellia's smile when she glanced around them.
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Beguiled Compass

Beguiled Compass

I THOUGHT I drowned in my dreams and when I woke up, I will be at ease. But it turned out that someone poured a dipper of water on my face. I was bedraggled like a dying plant in a garden. Great! "What are you doing?!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. “What are you doing?” Rhyme mocked me. “Why are you paddling like a dog in deep water?” he teased me while containing his laughter. I gave him a death glare and I didn’t give him an answer. That made him spoke again. "You’re not waking up and it’s already noon. I should be out to my work so how am I supposed to wake you up then?" Rhyme explained.
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Nothing beats the charm of love wrapped in humor, and poetry is the perfect vehicle for it. One of my all-time favorites is Wendy Cope's 'The Orange'—it’s not explicitly about romantic love, but the sheer joy in mundane moments feels like a love letter to life itself. Then there’s Brian Bilston’s 'Love Language,' where he hilariously compares love to autocorrect fails. The way it captures modern relationships is both relatable and laugh-out-loud funny.

For something cheekier, 'To His Coy Mistress' by Andrew Marvell gets a playful twist if you read it with a wink. It’s old-school but surprisingly fresh when you imagine the narrator as a overly dramatic suitor. And don’t overlook Ogden Nash’s short gems like 'To My Valentine'—because who wouldn’t adore a poem that rhymes 'pulchritude' with 'attitude'? These poems turn love’s quirks into shared laughter, which is the best kind of intimacy.

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