Married to a Star, Hunted Like a Villain
Ever since my wife, Delia Sutcliffe, and Jensen Pike become an on-screen couple, accidents keep finding me.
The first time, funeral wreaths line our front door, and someone swaps our Home Sweet Home sign for a funeral notice.
The second time, someone douses me with a bucket of pig's blood outside my office building.
The third time, a car hits me while I'm walking down the street, and I spend three months stuck in bed.
Every time I fight with Delia about it, she brushes it off.
"Those people just get a little carried away. If you'd listened to me and stayed home, none of this would've happened."
Then, the tenth time comes. A fire breaks out in our house for no apparent reason, I end up