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Meet Me Halfway

Meet Me Halfway

Usually he would have cut it in half, but wanted her to have the whole and not the half. “ the whole and not the half, my sweet girl.” he said, and raised the apple to her mouth. She held his gaze for a moment and reached for the apple. “ the whole and not the half.” he repeated, “ that’s what i want with Aine. that’s all i want with Aine.” he heaved out a breath and thought for a moment about his encounter with Rhoda that afternoon. What had she said, About not making any promises?
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My Half-Vampire Mate

My Half-Vampire Mate

he said, fixing his tie. "Huh? Where?" I asked, surprised. This was new. "Don't you want to eat dinner? I know that you are half-human. The doctor told me yesterday." Half-human? No wonder I couldn't fight his men off when they dragged me here. And my cravings for human food suddenly made sense too. But it wasn't much of a surprise for me because I had read about half-vampire half-human species on the Internet once. They do exist. "About the half-human thing, I didn't know that. It's not that important a detail to me anyway. I'm used to living like humans. And secondly, about dinner, no thank you. I want to finish the task that you have given me first, sir."
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His Gray Half

His Gray Half

It was nice to have someone to talk about his romantic life with –semi pseudo paraplegic romance –even though it wasn't for free. It felt regular and archaic and old and a total cliché when he took his first step towards the man. He expected to feel something new, but it was still the same. From the ground floor elevator to the third floor where Hamilton's office was; the purple orchid that hung to right side of the door; the room thirty seven copper plated office number with Dr H. E. Greenfield boldly inscribed beneath, everything up unto this moment felt too predictable and strangely insipid.
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The Other Half

The Other Half

That way, they will be safe. Their house is located in the middle of the pine forest, made of Stone and like a Rapunzel tower which only different because it has doors and its way wider and extravagantly beautiful. In the huge living room, there’s no other furniture except for the big cabinet, cushions and center table, and the floor is made of a nude tiles. Xoyo, a black-haired, almond -eyed, and dove lips ,21 years old young lady sat in the big sofa while spending her time reading an old comic book.
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REJECTED; Mated To The Alpha I Hate.

REJECTED; Mated To The Alpha I Hate.

The absurdity of it all almost made me laugh, but instead, I folded my arms and narrowed my eyes at him. “Your unborn child?” I repeated, my voice laced with disbelief. I had to hear it again, to make sure I wasn’t imagining things. “Yes, my unborn child,” Halfdan replied, his confidence unwavering, which only made him look more ridiculous in my eyes. He stood there as if he had every right to be in this room, as if everything he said was the undeniable truth. A bitter scoff escaped my lips before I could stop it. I could feel my irritation rising with every second he spent breathing in my presence.
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Being a Half-Blood For Real

Being a Half-Blood For Real

See, It's not my fault that I'm a half-blood. I too 'had' a normal life just like you until a series of action thriller mega-fantasy stuff started to happen in my life out of nowhere. Trust me, being normal is better than all this. Being a half-blood for real is pretty...I don't need to say that, because my brother has actually told all about it, so no. Let me warn you too. If you are reading this to become a half-blood, please don't do this, you are going to be in great danger, it's better if you go to the kitchen, take a knife and stab yourself. But if you are a person who doesn't believe in a fantasy world saying fantasy is for kids and none of this is ever going to happen in your life, o
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Oh No! The Pure Romance Turned Steamy!

Oh No! The Pure Romance Turned Steamy!

Ever since the audience gained audio, the comments had become unbearably loud and bold. [Oh my god, he’s not feverish. He’s just horny.] [What do you do when your husband has a fever? A: Buy medicine. B: Take him to the hospital. C: Try him at forty degrees.] [Villainess baby, pick C. We all know you run cold.] “...” On nights like this, when everything felt unhinged, I genuinely wondered whether this world was supposed to be a serious novel at all. Half a month later, we went back to the family manor for dinner.
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Her Dirty Pleasures

Her Dirty Pleasures

Just pressure and warmth gripping my thighs and slowly pushing them apart. "Get the fuck off me!" I kick and swing at the empty air and my fist connects with nothing and the hands don't move. They hold my thighs open with a strength that makes my struggling pointless. A voice fills the room. Not from a direction. From everywhere. It’s low and the accent is acient. It’s deep and hot, the kind of voice that voices out erotica audiobooks for me. "I've been waiting two hundred years for someone to stay past midnight. Don't make me wait any longer."
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Redemption

Redemption

I asked with the same anger tone " Why on earth that you had to ride your car with the above speed limit and shouting at me now........i pointed my hands to his car direction and said in a casual tone that We both know that mistake is yours." " Actually, cars can be drivable on Earth only, " He said in a serious tone. His voice is very base voice with a slight mixture of Huskiness. He is talking in a satirical way, but my attention caught his voice. The way his Adams apple is going up and down like a oscillatory pendulum. The way his neck nerves are streched while talking. Seriously this man looks amazing , the most handsome man I ever saw. But he is got a shit load of arrogance flowing thro
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Will Bear the Moon

Will Bear the Moon

Because if Pellin frames me as a foolish dreamer… Even if he won’t stand with me anymore… Someone cuts in before I can even sit with this new revelation. As if stealing my silence as their chance to twist the knife further. “And this,” Lord Hol mutters—round-shouldered, pale as milk, red eyes glinting with the cheap pleasure of cruelty—“is what exactly happens when a half-breed woman sits the throne.” For a heartbeat the hall goes thin. Not silent—never silent—but sharpened, like the air itself has been drawn tight. The torches spit. A coal pops in one of the fire pits. Somewhere a sleeve brushes velvet too loudly. A few faces glance away—not out of kindness, but emboldened.
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Allie Brosh’s 'Hyperbole and a Half' is like stumbling into a chaotic, glitter-filled explosion of honesty and absurdity. I picked it up after a friend shoved it into my hands, insisting it would cure my bad mood—and oh boy, did it deliver. The blend of crude MS Paint-style illustrations and self-deprecating storytelling creates this weirdly profound yet ridiculous vibe. Chapters like 'The God of Cake' or her depictions of depressive episodes somehow make you snort-laugh while feeling seen in the weirdest ways. It’s not just humor; it’s humor with teeth, the kind that bites into real human experiences and drags them into the light while you’re wheezing at a drawing of a dog with a sock puppet mouth.

What’s wild is how Brosh turns mundane disasters—like her childhood obsession with cake or her attempts to adult—into epic sagas. The book doesn’t rely on punchlines; it’s the escalating absurdity of her narrative voice that hooks you. If you’ve ever cried-laughing at your own failures, this feels like a shared inside joke. And for those who adore unconventional storytelling, the art style adds this layer of childlike rawness that polished comics often lack. It’s messy, heartfelt, and occasionally existential—like if your funniest friend scribbled their diary in crayon.

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