Hyperbole And A Half Audiobook

Vanadine, half Dark Elf hybrid was exiled from Elaris after the killing of one of the high Council members. After forty years alone on Earth he saves a woman, Carine, from a pair of would be rapists. Despite his need for secrecy and repeated warnings he is dangerous, Vanadine is unable to get her out of his mind. In an attempt to wean himself off her, he follows and tracks Carine, looking out for her while keeping his distance. Without his knowledge, Carine is thinking about Vanadine as well, wondering if she will ever see him again, feel his strong muscles against her body and... Yet with the Dark Elf Council's nefarious plans, Vanadine's ex-friend's scheming and the possibility of Carine finding out he is not what he seems, can there ever be any kind of future for Vanadine and Carine?

Lana Bellen is an 18 years old naive student with a dream of flying high. She has a passion to travel her wonderland and when it executes; she collides into real danger; a fatal mobster. A 28 years old Armando De Luca who is famous as Lord of Mafia. His heartless trait radiates fear in the core of hearts. Betrayal awakes his devil, his loaded bullets thrusts their bodies before culprits could clean themselves up. He is known as "El Veneno (The Poison)". As heir of D. L Enterprises Holding Inc and Master of Spanish Mafia, he owns half of the intercontinental sphere where his sharp jaw and cold eyes confirm his foreboding. Nobody dares to mess up with a man like him. But when his own captive makes his heartbeat for the first time, How would he fight with love and ferity?

Mira Nova Norville, an amazing heart surgeon was heading to a great life, new life and opportunities. Her excitement on the roof but all of that shattered when a rouge attack back fired, killing multiple human, and almost killing her. But save by an Alpha, a king. Kade Vance Ford, whose mate Mira was. Unfortunately, to a man who rejected the idea of a mate. But his responsibilities to him pack made him do something he would have never done. Now half dead, she was taken to the Kingdom Burak against her will and thrown to the life she knew nothing about. However, Kade's past life come back to haunt him, now having a new target, the Kingdom's queen Mira. Will Mira be able to live this life with a man who hated her existence?. Will she discover who she really is? Or survive whatever that was coming for her and only her this time?

Melissa was invited to a night party, on her way going home she was attacked by some rogues who happens to sell wolves to other packs for money. She became a member of a new pack overnight working as a slave for many years with the hope that she can escape one day. Part of her memory was lost, her new Alpha wiped half of her memory. Luckily for her, news came from the Alpha above known as King Alpha who ordered that he needed 40 slave wolves from packs around the region. Melissa got selected to go but unfortunately, she was to be on a mission when she gets there and that mission was to spy on the King Alpha who then happens to be her Mate. Her family's life depends on this mission. It was either she agreed to it or her family gets killed. Will she be able to carry out her plans? Join me on this journey to find out.

Maelis got half of her face scarred and lost her wolf to a fire accident which happened a few days before her eighteenth birthday. She was deemed wolf-less until she received an exclusive admission to the best werewolf institute in the kingdom, where she finds out that she was mated to the three bully alpha brothers, the ones she had vowed to avoid at all costs, having heard about their tantrums. Her life takes another dramatic turn when she learns that her father had sold her to the Royal family after he got stuck with debts. Maelis had to move in with the bully alpha brothers, not as their mate, but as a slave, and they were set to treat her as nothing but the slave she was. A scarred omega, mated to the three bully alpha brothers who would never stoop so low to claiming an omega as their mate, especially not a scarred one...

Turning eighteen wasn't as pleasant for Esmy as it was for other teenagers. Her body was changing, and worse-her foster father was found dead in the woods close by to her house and on his body was her hairband. With only flashes of her memory from the night before, Esmy had no idea what was happening to her, until she met a man who seemed to know about her kind-she felt drawn to him like a magnetic pull, never understanding what a mate bond was. But instead of helping her, Esmy is abandoned and rejected by her mate. Whilst searching for answers, Esmy encountered another man-Killian Rollins, a man whom she also felt an unexplainable bond with but he turns out to be her mate's brother. What happens when Esmy is mated to two half brothers? How will Esmy figure out about her bloodline? Will she be able to overcome the mate bond?

Seth is a man who dies on earth and is reborn in the body of a dragon in the alternate universe. He saves an elf and is mated with her even though they don't want it. But she dies in the hands of an evil sorceress Princess. Seth is exiled back to earth where he takes asylum in one of the mountains knowing that he is never going to be able to go back to his human form until he finds his mate. The one and only true one wo can help him regain his life. Finally she arrives. Red. But she is already promised to a werewolf Alpha. And Alpha Cade takes his promises very seriously. But who is going to be chosen by Red? A half breed wolf with the part of a missing soul residing in the Soul Gem of a dragon. What is going to happen to Red and to both the men who will be damned if they let her go???

"Marry me for a year... then I'll f*ck you into oblivion after." I let out a dry chuckle, willing myself to remain still despite the temptation. This bastard was going to hell, but for my father, I'd willingly give up my ticket to heaven. **** A gambling dad, a cheating fiancé, and a future that looked bleak, Cara rarely had time for boys. Especially those who think they run the world. Except Adonis is not a boy, he's a man, and he might not run the whole world—but he ran half of it. An impulsive kiss with a stranger poisoned with an aphrodisiac leads to a deal she can not resist: A year marriage contract in exchange for protection and a clean slate... until her father ends up dead. And her salvation becomes the reason for her pain. Revenge or Romance? The stakes are high but the heart wants what it wants... even if she has to sacrifice her sanity.

Hunter Brantley is a gorgeous bad boy who takes a drive to the beach. That's where Hunter finds her. A beautiful, mysterious girl with aqua blue hair. She's half naked, lying on the beach sand and at the mercy of a stranger. Only she's not any normal girl. She is a mermaid. And Hunter is not such a bad guy, so he takes her home. Blue is a shapeshifting Mermaid who shape-shifts into a human when on land and turns into a mermaid underwater. What happens when she wakes up one day and finds herself on land in a completely strange place? Will Hunter be able to send Blue back to the Ocean or will she will be stuck with the bad boy forever ? A Romantic Comedy of a Bad boy teaching the Mermaid how to live like a human. What happens when the Bad Boy falls in love with the Mermaid? All Rights Reserved 2021 © KittyKash

Vad Wagner is the best IIF agent there is for over a decade. However, his work turned him into a prideful man and his heart into stone. He spent half of his life living with criminals that he developed some psychopathic tendencies. His life turned to turmoil when his body swapped with a teenage girl; Kylo a withdrawn, bullied teen. She explored a ritual that opened a door to the mythical world. Now, Vad has to deal with demons in the body of the weak teen girl. How will he be able to handle it? Will the reserved Kylo be able to handle the life and body of Vad? Will Vad’s reputation help her overcome her fears and trauma along the way? How will they come back to their original bodies? How will they take control of a life so different from their own? Join Vad and Kylo, clash it out against the supernatural and their inner battle against themselves. Disclaimer: Credits to the rightful owner of the pic used in my book cover.