Goddesses or 49 ½ shades of charcoal
I made the marks, placed the chair and mirror in what I thought would be the correct constellation, found I couldn’t locate the buttock mark, jiggled to bring it into view, caught sight of a very puffy and excited me, lost my balance, stepped on the mirror, tried to skip and miss the mirror, lest I should break it, fell over, hit the middle of the mirror with my knee and broke it, and, oh, I cut my other knee.
I didn’t know how to stay in a forgiving mood, but I was lucky it turned out to be a scratch and ceased bleeding before I could get to the bathroom.
I sat at my computer.
Tanny, you are a prat!
Where does it say in the black book that Venus is a contortionist? I broke the mirror and cu
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