I Married the Man Who Loved Her
At an alumni gathering, our former class representative, Ryan Fletcher, suggests we play "I've Got Something You Don't".
Madeline Rothsford, the class belle back in the day, lowers her gaze before shooting a quick glance at Theodore Crawford, who is picking the tomatoes off a pizza.
Then, with reddened eyes, she says, "I once had someone crash my wedding and try to get me to run away with him. But I turned him down."
The whole class erupts.
"No wonder Theodore insisted on organizing this alumni gathering right after you got divorced! So this was all to rekindle an old flame!"
Theodore looks up, but before he can say anything, his friends from another table call him over for a toast.
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