Intelligent Humour Quotes

Il y a six ans, sa sœur l'avait piégée alors qu'elle était enceinte et vicieusement abandonnée par son mari.Six ans plus tard, elle avait changé de nom et recommencé une nouvelle vie.Cependant, son ex-mari, qui ne s’était pas soucié d'elle au début, s’était présenté chaque jour devant sa maison pour la harceler.« Mlle Mia, puis-je vous demander quelle est votre relation avec M. Martin ? », la femme a souri, « Je ne le connais pas. »« Mais quelqu'un m’a dit que vous étiez auparavant couple. »Elle a gratté ses cheveux : « Ce n'est qu'une rumeur, je ne suis pas aveugle. »Ce jour-là, dès qu'elle est rentrée chez elle, elle a été coincée contre le mur par un homme.Les trois bébés, deux qui les regardaient et un qui acclamait : « Papa dit que les yeux de maman sont malades et qu'il va les soigner ! »Elle n'a pas pu s'empêcher de crier : « Chérie, s'il te plaît, lâche-moi. »

Bagaimana jika seorang pembunuh bayaran legendaris, memiliki kemampuan prophet terkuat yang dijuluki pembunuh surgawi, tubuhnya ditukar secara paksa ke dalam tubuh pria muda, lemah, penyakitan, dan selalu muntah darah setiap saat? Heinz menyembunyikan identitas sebagai pembunuh surgawi, dia memulai menjadi pembunuh bayaran dari awal masuk Akademi, berjuang menjadi prophet tingkat tertinggi untuk mendapatkan kembali tubuh aslinya, mencari identitas musuh yang berkaitan dengan kekuatan kuno tersembunyi. Bertemu teman baru di akademi membuat dengan berbagai kejadian, Heinz mulai mempertanyakan apakah keputusannya menjadi pembunuh bayaran itu benar? Dibalik semuanya, musuh yang kini memakai tubuhnya adalah prophet terkuat yang mengawasi semua gerak-geriknya dengan tujuan besar yang tidak diketahui dan terhubung dengan orang yang mendukung di belakangnya yang menggunakan kekuatan kuno. Ketika batas antara baik dan jahat mulai kabur, apakah Heinz bisa merebut kembali tubuhnya?

My suitcase, filled with precious and expensive birthday gifts, was mistakenly claimed by another person at the airport. When I opened the one left behind, I found it packed with men’s clothes instead of my belongings. Determined to retrieve what was rightfully mine, I went on a frantic search for the man who had taken my suitcase. When I finally confronted him and politely asked for an exchange, he responded with the gentlest of tones: “Oh, I opened it and realized I’d made a mistake—it’s all women’s items.” I breathed a sigh of relief, ready to thank him and express my gratitude. Then he added casually, “I couldn’t use any of those things, so I sorted them out and gave them to my girlfriend. You’re welcome.” My jaw dropped. I could barely muster a response as I muttered under my breath, “What the hell?”

Cora’s life takes an unexpected turn and she finds herself torn between survival and betrayal. Devastated but determined to navigate back her life, she colluded with Keith, her once childhood crush and now a successful billionaire. In order to bring down Elliot, Keith's father, she got entangled with Keith in an arranged marriage. However, as their relationship develops, she must navigate her growing feelings for Keith while also protecting herself from the dangers that surround them. Will she be able to protect herself and her developing relationship with Keith while also solving the mysteries laid in front of her. Cora noticed the difference in how Keith acts towards her and that made her set a trap. She discovers he has a twin who lives in the basement of his house and impersonates him. She was in love with Keith but now she has to discern who she is truly in love with. Keith or his twin, Ted. The day Keith was to confess his love to her, she was stopped by Elliot who told her Keith was adopted and that he was the son of that former international smuggling ring who he killed. He also told her he found out who sent the assassins to her before the wedding and that it was Keith himself. He had the whole scene staged. Ted on the other hand also fell in love with Cora and wanted her for himself. Seeing as she chose Keith, he decided to rape her and make her pregnant with his child. That way, she would be stuck with him. Cora got a strange call from her mother. Denouement Cora's mother called to inform her of her father's death. Keith confronted Elliot and told him he knew he was adopted and that he was aware he killed

The New Year was just around the corner. While I was doing a thorough cleaning, I stumbled upon something beneath the couch. It was a damp, used condom, and it still had a faint lipstick stain on the edge. One thing I was sure of was that I didn't use this brand, but the lipstick color? It matched perfectly with my girlfriend Lindsey Stirling's.

I was scrolling through reddit when I came across a post seeking advice. The poster said he had HIV but was hiding it from his fiancée. The post had tens of thousands of likes. Intrigued, I clicked to read more. As I went through the details, I realized—why did his description of the fiancée sound so much like me?

Di dunia yang retak oleh sihir dan sejarah yang dibungkam sekian lama, akhirnya kemabli memberontak. Aku, Caesar Atala Raharja, adalah satu dari sedikit remaja yang masih percaya, kalau sekolah sihir itu hanya bergulat pada mantra, atau nilai ujian semata. Tapi ternyata aku salah. Suara asing itu tiba-tiba memanggil nama ku dengan sangat lirih. Suara yang ternyata datang dari dalam darahku sendiri. Dan sejak saat itu, aku terseret kedalam pusaran rahasia tua. Sebuah garis keturunan kono, yang menyebabkan perang antara cahaya dan kegelapan. Artefak legendaris yang telah tertidur selama ratusan tahun, sebuah pedang naga hitam yang sering disebut Valzaryon, kini menyatu didalam nadi ku. Yang katanya, darah ku adalah darah yang tepat, yang membuat ia bangkit dari tidur panjangnya. "Darah mu adalah kunci yang dicari oleh para pengkhianat sihir," "Dia menginginkan mu. Para penjaga terkutuk itu, bahkan arwah yang belum selesai. Semua mengingunkan mu." Sebuah bisikan yang masih aku cari kebenarannya. Sebuah bisikan yang selalu menggema dikepala.

What happens when Gareth Livecrest becomes compatible with the friendly ghost? Everything becomes different. He has to listen now, more than ever.

Sarah Parker is a young she wolf apart of a world, that's supposed to make dreams come true. But what people read in Once upon a time stories, isn't the reality she's living through! Cursed by the moon goddess when she meets her fated mate. Setting the curse into motion, Sarah is destined to a fate worse then death. Will her mate be able to save her from the curse set upon his kind thousands of years ago and keep the darkness at bay? Or will the shadows call sealing both their fates....

My name is Simone Fitzgibbon, a 5-foot 5 woman, with auburn hair and deep hazel eyes. I am also well-known super model Leona Simmons. How is this possible? My father works in prosthetics. He designed a special bodysuit from my waist to my heels. Once I step into it; I have a flawless figure, making me stand at 5-foot 12. It’s also easy to hide my identity once I take it off. Growing up; I attended an elite high school where there were rich, privileged wankers all over the place. Even though I wasn’t rich nor privileged. The biggest wanker of them all was Richard Peterson. He made my life a living hell with his privileged attitude. I was on the receiving end of a lot of his taunts for the last two years of high school. My only problem now; I am to marry his older half-brother Emmett in two days. Our union was sealed when I was 5 by my mother Celeste and his mother Victoria. They were best friends and fellow journalists. That’s before Mum and her died in a car accident when Emmett was 12 and I was 9. Since then, Emmett and Richard’s father Paul; sent Emmett overseas. We haven’t seen each other since.