Intelligent Humour Quotes Novels & Stories

Calvin remarked to break the ice between them. "Are we that old ?" Hazel asked in humour. "No, not old and at least not you, for sure ! I was talking about myself becoming more aware and more wise with age," Calvin eagerly responded. "No, that is the great fallacy: the wisdom of old men. They don't grow wise. They grow careful," Hazel made a witty remark to which they both laughed. Hazel was surprised to see that no one had ever made her laugh as much as he did, and no one had ever laughed as much at her jokes as he did. They were each other’s ideal audience.

"It's because I'm smarter than you, isn't it?" I allowed myself to let out a dry laugh at his smart ass comment. "It's because you've allowed yourself to be more emotional than I ever have. You've allowed yourself to actually live. I honestly don't know what to make out of all of these .... feelings. I don't know if I'd be able to handle this on my own, at least not correctly. So in a round about way, yes, you're smarter than me."

she asked her giving more pressure on ‘super’. "I will call her from my phone and talk to her so that you will be able to hear her voice without even talking to her, now tell me how was my idea" Raina asked her grinning like an idiot. "Yes, we can do this, why didn't this idea come to my mind earlier" Janhavi asked. “Intelligent ideas come to the mind of intelligent people only.” Raina said in fake proud voice to make to light up her mood. "Yaaaaaa………. I know how intelligent you are. Now stop your nonsense and call maa” Janhavi said to her and slapped her shoulder playfully.

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

' I say mentally. However, what I say, although it calms him down, doesn't make him feel embarrassed or angry, but rather, he laughs. And he doesn't laugh coldly, but, a genuine laugh, the kind you can't fake. Showing me that he does feel. That he can be happy. "I've never heard a joke as good as this one, wife. You should be a humorist," Helmut says wiping away a tear that escaped his eyes from laughing so hard. "What joke are you talking about?"

Oh God, I feel so stupid. “You look so silly grinning like that,” Ahvi points out and I chuckle again. “I know,”

He burst into laughter. "E be things oo. You did not even check it. Oga oo. It must be good to be intelligent." I shook my head, laughter forming at the pit of my stomach. "If I sound you ehn, you'll just faint. See A straight A student calling me intelligent. In fact, yah mad."

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

If they are poor, live suicide will not last long or function properly. He ignored what I said and stared at me from head to toe. “You have a smart appearance. Why don’t you put your intellect to good use?” I laughed sarcastically. “I only appear to be intelligent, but I am a blithering idiot. If I were wise, I wouldn’t be here because only foolish and ignorant people would come here to do this despicable thing.”

"I'm not stupid at all. You're the stupid one. I'm not even talking to you. Why are you saying you have to deal with me? We're not in any company to deal with each other. You're just a big, dangerous man with no intelligence. Learn from me; I'm intelligent. Even if I'm younger, my mind thinks correctly." "I think you're intelligent, but only from the bottom. You can be at the top in intelligence from the bottom. So keep your intelligence to yourself. I don't need it.”