Intelligent Humour Quotes

This book is fast pace. It is set in the modern era of New York city. The youngest female billionaire CEO, Alina Sterling is about to be removed from her position if she doesn't get married or engaged. She meets a bar attendant, Jesse Kane, who is still picking up the pieces in his life and signs a contract marriage with him. As two different worlds collide, love comes in a whole new different way.

Isolde and Adrian had been the typical high school couple, so it comes as no surprise to anyone who knows them, they had been unbreakable since high school. But when Isolde fiery and ample best friend Aria, returns to the home town for the wedding after five long years, the couples relationship spirals downward. All it takes is one drunken night of passion between Adrian and Aria to spotlight the many problems in his relationship with Isolde. They both begin a grimy affair at the expense of those around them, and as all three of their lives begin to spiral out of control, more secrets unshackles. Nobody will be left out when the whole truth comes to light……

He was my ex’s older brother. Now he’s my professor. And I just fell into his lap — literally. After a brutal breakup, Eli just wants to survive his final year of law school in peace. What he doesn’t expect is Carter Vale — cold, powerful, and off-limits. Oh, and now standing at the front of his classroom. Carter doesn’t care about rules. Especially when Eli starts testing his control. One slip. One taste. And suddenly, his office… has new rules.

Flora is a 17year old girl and she's very fond of vampires,some might say she's one of them because of the physical appearance she shared with them.she's loner and a depressed girl,so because of this nobody befriend's her. Everything changes when she finds herself being the most intelligent and smart student in her school,besides it's about time she shows the world,they shouldn't judge a book by it's cover . Find out what will happen when she was told to tutor a new transfer guy in her class.......will the secret hidden be untold? Written by Double A.

Bagaimana jika seorang pembunuh bayaran legendaris, memiliki kemampuan prophet terkuat yang dijuluki pembunuh surgawi, tubuhnya ditukar secara paksa ke dalam tubuh pria muda, lemah, penyakitan, dan selalu muntah darah setiap saat? Heinz menyembunyikan identitas sebagai pembunuh surgawi, dia memulai menjadi pembunuh bayaran dari awal masuk Akademi, berjuang menjadi prophet tingkat tertinggi untuk mendapatkan kembali tubuh aslinya, mencari identitas musuh yang berkaitan dengan kekuatan kuno tersembunyi. Bertemu teman baru di akademi membuat dengan berbagai kejadian, Heinz mulai mempertanyakan apakah keputusannya menjadi pembunuh bayaran itu benar? Dibalik semuanya, musuh yang kini memakai tubuhnya adalah prophet terkuat yang mengawasi semua gerak-geriknya dengan tujuan besar yang tidak diketahui dan terhubung dengan orang yang mendukung di belakangnya yang menggunakan kekuatan kuno. Ketika batas antara baik dan jahat mulai kabur, apakah Heinz bisa merebut kembali tubuhnya?

I was scrolling through reddit when I came across a post seeking advice. The poster said he had HIV but was hiding it from his fiancée. The post had tens of thousands of likes. Intrigued, I clicked to read more. As I went through the details, I realized—why did his description of the fiancée sound so much like me?

Di dunia yang retak oleh sihir dan sejarah yang dibungkam sekian lama, akhirnya kemabli memberontak. Aku, Caesar Atala Raharja, adalah satu dari sedikit remaja yang masih percaya, kalau sekolah sihir itu hanya bergulat pada mantra, atau nilai ujian semata. Tapi ternyata aku salah. Suara asing itu tiba-tiba memanggil nama ku dengan sangat lirih. Suara yang ternyata datang dari dalam darahku sendiri. Dan sejak saat itu, aku terseret kedalam pusaran rahasia tua. Sebuah garis keturunan kono, yang menyebabkan perang antara cahaya dan kegelapan. Artefak legendaris yang telah tertidur selama ratusan tahun, sebuah pedang naga hitam yang sering disebut Valzaryon, kini menyatu didalam nadi ku. Yang katanya, darah ku adalah darah yang tepat, yang membuat ia bangkit dari tidur panjangnya. "Darah mu adalah kunci yang dicari oleh para pengkhianat sihir," "Dia menginginkan mu. Para penjaga terkutuk itu, bahkan arwah yang belum selesai. Semua mengingunkan mu." Sebuah bisikan yang masih aku cari kebenarannya. Sebuah bisikan yang selalu menggema dikepala.

What happens when Gareth Livecrest becomes compatible with the friendly ghost? Everything becomes different. He has to listen now, more than ever.

My name is Simone Fitzgibbon, a 5-foot 5 woman, with auburn hair and deep hazel eyes. I am also well-known super model Leona Simmons. How is this possible? My father works in prosthetics. He designed a special bodysuit from my waist to my heels. Once I step into it; I have a flawless figure, making me stand at 5-foot 12. It’s also easy to hide my identity once I take it off. Growing up; I attended an elite high school where there were rich, privileged wankers all over the place. Even though I wasn’t rich nor privileged. The biggest wanker of them all was Richard Peterson. He made my life a living hell with his privileged attitude. I was on the receiving end of a lot of his taunts for the last two years of high school. My only problem now; I am to marry his older half-brother Emmett in two days. Our union was sealed when I was 5 by my mother Celeste and his mother Victoria. They were best friends and fellow journalists. That’s before Mum and her died in a car accident when Emmett was 12 and I was 9. Since then, Emmett and Richard’s father Paul; sent Emmett overseas. We haven’t seen each other since.

"Will you stay with me forever?" "Yes, I will, I promise. I will accompany you to see all the scenery in this world, I will accompany you to defeat all your enemies, and I will watch you save this miserable world."