Intelligent Humour Quotes

Lenas Welt brach zusammen! Der Mann, mit dem sie eine Nacht verbracht hatte, war ihr Universitätsprofessor. Und als wäre das nicht schlimm genug – sie war auch noch schwanger. Mit zitternden Händen legte sie ihm den Schwangerschaftstest vor. Professor Strauß gab ihr zwei Möglichkeiten: Erstens: Abtreibung. Zweitens: Heirat. Und so heiratete Lena ihren eigenen Professor – Hals über Kopf. Nach der Hochzeit schliefen sie in getrennten Zimmern. Eines Abends stand Professor Strauß mit einem Kissen vor ihrer Tür. „Die Heizung in meinem Zimmer ist kaputt. Kann ich heute bei dir übernachten?“ Lena, noch ganz naiv, ließ ihn herein. Am nächsten Abend stand er wieder da. „Immer noch nicht repariert. Nur noch eine Nacht.“ Am Ende zog Professor Strauß schließlich bei ihr ein. Seine Begründung: „Wir sparen Heizkosten. So bleibt mehr Geld für das Baby.“ —————————————————— Die Medizinische Fakultät des Waldmeer-Vereins war eine Elite-Universität. Professor Tobias Strauß war dort eine Legende – der jüngste Professor in der Geschichte der Fakultät. Er trug immer einen Ehering, aber niemand hatte je eine Frau an seiner Seite gesehen. Eines Tages konnte ein Student seine Neugier nicht mehr zurückhalten und fragte im Seminar: „Professor Strauß, Sie sind verheiratet, nicht wahr? Wann stellen Sie uns Ihre Frau vor?“ Professor Strauß rief plötzlich einen Namen: „Lena Schmidt.“ Reflexartig stand eine junge Frau im Saal auf. „Hier!“ Unter den Blicken aller Studenten lächelte Professor Strauß sanft: „Darf ich vorstellen: Das ist meine Frau, Lena Schmidt. Sie ist eine sehr angehende Herzchirurgin.“

Si Amanda Hale ay minsang naging biktima ng pang-aabuso, pagtataksil at kamatayan sa kamay ng mga taong pinakamalapit at tinuring niyang pamilya. Ngunit nang muling bigyan ng pagkakataon upang mabuhay dala niya ang lahat ng sugat at galit mula sa nakaraan. Sa ikalawang buhay na ito siya ba’y matututong magmahal muli o tuluyan na siyang lalamunin ng apoy ng paghihiganti?

Nikki Crowman enters a world of mystery and passion at Moonward University, where ambition and intellect collide. Surrounded by the brilliance of her peers, she finds herself drawn to the enigmatic Tom Thorn, the formidable Astrophysics Professor whose icy facade conceals a warmth hidden underneath. As their unconventional romance blossoms, Nikki must confront her past demons to embrace a love she never thought possible. Explore the complexities of love and overcoming trauma in this captivating tale of letting go for the sake of love.

She thought love had an expiration date. He proved it could burn forever. Veronica Hale walked away from passion at twenty-five and paid for it with twelve years of a loveless marriage. Now forty-one, divorced, and convinced desire has passed her by, she steps into the glittering world of high fashion as the right-hand to powerful CEO Sandra Lawson her long-lost best friend. Then she meets him. Ethan Lawson. Twenty-five. Brilliant. Dangerous. Sandra’s only son. What begins as stolen glances and forbidden conversations ignites into a secret, all-consuming affair that neither can resist. When the truth explodes, Veronica flees carrying a secret that will change everything. Three months later, fate forces them back together. One child. One unforgiving city ready to judge. One love that refuses to die. In a world obsessed with age, status, and propriety, Veronica and Ethan must decide: Is forever worth the scandal… or is it the only thing that ever mattered?

Pumayag si Matet sa kasunduan na ginawa ni Javi. Magpapanggap sila na mag-asawa sa loob ng 3 buwan para sa kapakanan ng Lola nito na may taning na ang buhay dahil sa sakit na kanser.Kapalit nito ay bibigyan sya ng malaking halaga bilang sahod nya sa mga buwan na pagpapanggap nilang mag-asawa. Dahil hindi pa naman sya kinokontak ng agency na pinag-aaplayan nya abroad (nag-apply sya bilang OFW sa bansang Turkey) at paubos na rin ang ipon nya kaya sya pumayag sa kasunduan. Nagkakilala sila ni Javi sa resort kung saan sila nagbakasyon ng 3 araw na magpamilya. Ito ang may ari ng resorts na yun. Inakala nya na tahimik ang buhay nito dahil sa mayaman ito pero mas magulo pa pala ito kesa sa kanyang buhay. Ngunit, sa likod ng kanilang pagpapanggap, may natuklasan sya, may mga lihim na interes ang pamilya ni Javi sa mga "family Heirlooms" na maaaring mamanahin kapag namatay na ang matandang donya. Ano kaya ang nakatagong sekreto sa "Family Heirlooms" na yun para pagkainteresan ng pamilya ni Javi?Paano kung mas may malalim pa na sekreto syang matuklasan? Ipagpatuloy pa ba niya ang kasunduan kung pati buhay nya ang nalalagay sa panganib o tatalikuran nya ito? Tutulungan nya itong malutas ang misteryo sa likod ng "Family Heirlooms" na yun?

Ivy Chase had the perfect life - wealth, status, and a great boyfriend. But when she discovers that her best friend and boyfriend betrayed her, she goes to her boyfriend’s enemy, Parker Wellington, for help. As Ivy plots her revenge, she finds herself drawn to Parker. Is she falling for the enemy, or is he just a pawn in her game of revenge?

I watched helplessly as my husband chose his pregnant mistress over me, then without thinking twice, he threw me in a dungeon for a crime I know nothing about. It occurred to me that I was just a perfect pawn. At the time he married me, he needed a Luna to ascend the throne, and I was just convenient. But right now that I’ve finally moved out and long gone… his crown was slipping. To regain his power, he comes crawling back, begging for forgiveness, because his new heir from his mistress is dead, and as it stands, I’m the only one who can bring back power to his hands. But unfortunately for him, I’m not the same woman he discarded years back. I don't belong to him anymore, I'm the Queen of the Lycans now!

Marcello believed his life is perfect, he got a perfect job, a perfect wife, perfect house. What more could he ask for? Marc knew he had gotten everything good in life, Little did he know this was just the beginning of his mystery, an exodus of his his life shattering into tiny pieces. His only mistake was that he had come home early, too early.

"This is English Version of 'Perjalanan Si Gadis Penyihir Angin' novel". Alisa Garbareva, a Karelian girl who was rescued by nurses from a burning village, has to live her miserable life in an orphanage. Fortunately, she has a loyal friend who accompanies and helps her at all times, her name is Floria Fresilca from the Vitanian. The closeness between the two leads them to a bond of friendship between the two warring ethnics. Unfortunately, their friendship did not go well. The brutal attack of Vitanian witches on the orphanage caused the two to be separated. Eight years have passed. Alisa, who is now attending in Kartovik Girls High School, is living her new life as a student, and is being chanted to become a magical girl who is required to carry out various missions ordered by the school. One of the missions turns out to be successful in bringing her together with her past friend, Floria, who is now the Vitanian magical girl. “What happened to you, Flo?” Alisa's encounter with her past friend leaves a big mystery about what really happened between Karelia and Vitania. Will they be able to solve the mystery and bring peace to their country?

Katherine's parents were murdered in cold blood by her Uncle who in turn took over the pack. She suffered untold hardship in their hands and lived miserably. Help came one day in the form of the Alpha king who had come to claim her cousin as his mate. He grew interested in her and bought her from her uncle at a handsome price. Love managed to bloom between the both of them but this didn't go down well with Laura, Katherine's cousin. She came up with various ploys to get rid of Katherine and was almost successful at it.