Invader Zim Funny Novels & Stories

No offence to animals but still I was human and I wanted to stay that. “Obviously no but apka shohar kisi janwer se kam he kya. I was talking about him.” He gave me a generous look as I couldn’t help but laugh at his serious suggestion. We were glad that he wasn’t here as he stormed out of the room before after our encounter while Zaroon and Muzamil bhai came after him just to lighten my mood and we also ate on silence the KFC that was brought by Muzamil bhai. Zaroon Bhai didn’t even touch the burgers as he just ate the fresh salad which I hated.

"Kindly go fuck yourself." That literally broke Zane. His head threw back behind his shoulder, laughter spilling out of him uncontrollably. His laughter was so deep and rich that the other patrons looked over in interest, but he didn't even notice them. He told Asher countless times he didn't have to prove anything but the stubborn goat refused to listen. It was so fucking funny the way he clearly couldn't handle the spice and still forced himself. It reminded Zane of himself when he was little and acted the same way. Jennifer would tell him to eat something else, but no, he wanted that maximum spice.

"Well, well, well. Look at what we have here, boys. Is this a little fly I've caught in my web?" For a minute, I just stared at him, surprised by how completely moronic he sounds. However, his companions start to laugh, and I get a painful feeling deep in my gut. This is not going to end anytime soon. They have plans for me, plans that will take a very long time before the suffering ends. He took another step forward. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Frank Schultz. I lead the Zombie Warriors and I must say, you've been quite difficult to get a hold of."

Zuno just chuckled at him and looked away. “Well, I told you before that I can control waters right?” Zuno said and then looked at Mingchan again. Mingchan nodded twice slowly. “Uh, yes, it was so amazing to see in my naked eyes! Wow, so cool!” Zuno shrugged and then laughed while looking at Mingchan. “Hey, that was nothing. I am an alien and you are a robot, we are different. You are stronger!” Zuno teased Mingchan. Mingchan laughed loudly. “No, you are stronger!” He rebutted. Both of them laughed and continued their journey going to the training island.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

"Little pervert you are." She laughed heartily. "You do know how interesting it can be to watch your bullies shift in front of you, don't you? I mean, the strange poses they do and their faces," they both burst into laughter. "Oh my god, it is to die for. It's like they have a stomach upset." "Man, your childhood must have been fun." "Very fun. I mean, they're the ones who worry about going to war. I never worry." Zeidan's face fell as if her words reminded him of something. "Yeah, you're lucky. I never got to have a lovely childhood."

I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly. “So this is your mate huh ? How pathetic’, Zang continued wickedly and taunted San. “Really San. I am amazed how do you even put up with his enormous flab and tiny weiner or is it that you have to top him all the time ?” Zang laughed even more wildly at his own jokes. Why the fuck does everyone assume that I have a small weiner ? It is not even scientific. Uneducated assholes.

I didn't fall asleep, but I was rotten with sleep. - Mother Moon helps us. A zombie had just entered the kitchen. - Colby screamed between laughs, making me jump. - That under your eyes, is it dark circles, or did you fall on a piece of shit? – Dominic added, joining our brother's laughter. - Do you two remember the Power Rangers movies we used to see? Why don't you guys get up each other's ass and turn into a Megazord? - I tell them, irritated, but they send themselves to the floor laughing.

"That's big coming from you considering the last grand mistake you did or are we still not talking about 'Little red Riding Hood'?" Zaros let out a loud laugh at the sight of Lucien's glare as he evaded his punch. It was a joke that had spanned years and yet it never failed to make him laugh and his best friend ready to go postal. "You are an asshole, as always." Lucien murmured, irritation lining his voice as Zaros winded down from his loud laugh. It was rare to see the Blood Immortal so free and expressive and it brought somewhat of a smile to his face-despite the fact that it was a jibe aimed at him.

Evelyn POV “Phantom there's no way in hell I am wearing this!” Zombie complained as he held the pink t-shirt that read: ‘Down to DEFCON’. Buddha walked into the conference room with a huge smile on his face. “I don’t know Z, this shirt is pretty awesome.” He looked down at his own pink t-shirt that he had cut into a tank top. “I think pink is our color.” Zombie rolled his eyes. “You don’t even understand computers but yet you are wearing a shirt that only makes sense to computer people!”