Invader Zim Funny Novels & Stories

Zend said again. “Hey, give me one Zend,” Usher ordered. “Tsk. I shouldn’t have asked,” Zend said and handed one to Usher. “So what you're saying is...” Vince said. “...I should pretend that my life is in danger so that the beast will show up?” “Could be,” Usher replied once biting into the cream puff. “But not exactly. God, this cream puff is damn delicious.” “Right? See I told you,” Zend said. “Here Vince, eat this so you won't be stressed by your beast. You should feel so lucky, you have a guardian beast haha. Get it?” Zend joked.

By the time I returned home, half a year had passed. The cold hit me the moment I stepped out of the airport, making me rub my hands together for warmth. I had no choice but to wait by the roadside for Zion to bring the car over when, suddenly, I saw a shadow darting through the crowd, chasing after the people in front. “Mr. Zane! Mr. William! Please, don’t leave yet! Just hear me out. This crisis is only temporary! The company won’t collapse! Please reconsider. Don’t pull your investment!”

I didn't mind, it was nice and warm. ''How dare you compare a cinematic masterpiece to some trash cartoon that looks like a blind person drew,'' Zack's gasp was comical as he got all fired up ready to defend his favourite movie. Instead of saying actual words, he just opened and closed his mouth so much that he looked like a fish out of water. ''Keep doing that and you might get a dick or a fly in it,'' I said as I got off the couch, ready to clean up. He flipped me off and laid on the couch. The T.V began playing Joji songs, and he smirked at me.

And, I loved it when it was me causing him to laugh. “You keep calling me that and there may well be a ban on the ice cream, Miss Thing.” He said with a grin. I pulled my face at him. "Now, now, now. I am sure we can come to some sort of agreement. I have already offered alternatives to the Stud Muffin if it causes too much offense.” “No. No. And, erm, let me see, no.” Zaine stuck his tongue out at me, whilst making me laugh. This was just what he and I did: made one another laugh with the crazy conversations we would create.

Before Christmas, the zombie apocalypse came. My husband threw me, his wife who had just given birth, to a horde of zombies because of his lover. I was eaten alive. My eyes snapped open and shot to the clock on the wall. December 24th. 11:47 PM. I was back. Christmas Eve. The final blizzard was closing in. The horde would be here in thirteen minutes. No time. I shoved through the crowd, sprinted to the control room, and slammed the emergency broadcast button.

She could not refrain herself from shrieking out loud in the end. “Invaders here, invaders there. All you talk about is invaders! Yet, you have utterly no idea who the invaders are!” Dilidaer roared, “Zayn is from another world, but he’s not an invader. He’s different from the rest of the people from the other world. He has a kind heart and he hasn’t harmed any of us here since he came to our world! On the contrary, he saved us, have you forgotten all about that? Had it not been Zayn, we would’ve been bullied to death by the evil tribe by now!”

Meanwhile, the comments were having the time of their lives. [Yes! This is exactly how they should be tortured!] [Dan got caught stealing dog food yesterday. It had me in stitches.] [But be careful, PC. The comments are saying a zombie wave is coming soon, and Callie seems to be secretly gathering strength. She might try something.] A zombie wave? I narrowed my eyes. It looked like the last bit of value those two pieces of good-for-nothing had was finally about to be cashed in. However, what I didn’t expect was how quickly the zombie wave would arrive.

Iris said trying to answer all his set of questions in one sentence as she battled with her inner set of both positive and negative conflicts. "You don't have to thank me Iris. Where you are today is only your hard work and true dedication and not to forget amazing acting skills that you have. Both me and Stella were laughing holding our stomach seeing your act of comic in the movie "Zombies Are Alive" "Don't tell me you watched that movie?" Iris waved her hand "ofcourse we did" Edwin was smiling ear to ear "and the scene when you see a green coloured, scaly zombie and get a feeling that your childhood fear of seeing your mirror image turn into a zombie comes alive and you start imitating hi

The Scorpion Guardian burst into laughter once again only because he had heard the funniest joke in his entire life. “Punk, you can’t actually think that you can beat me, can you?” Watching the Scorpion Guardian crack up, Lucas shook his head inwardly. He took Biggy out from the System Space. The Scorpion Guardian’s laughter abruptly came to an end! “A Rank 3 Zombie!” The Scorpion Guardian’s eyes widened. He stared; gaze fixed on Biggy next to Lucas. The Scorpion Guardian was shocked. He truly could not fathom how there could be a Rank 3 Zombie in Copper City.

He said and she almost puked the little she had managed to eat. "way to go, man." She said as he burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter, earning confused glances from the others. "What's funny?" "The zombie." he said amidst laughter and once they couldn't decipher what he meant, they simply ignored him and continued eating.