Invader Zim Funny

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Alyssa Micah is one of the remaining heirs left to take over Zimicah Clan, which had been founded fifty years before she was even expected to enter the world. She is at the age of sixteen and she already carried this heavy responsibility. However, before she is even crowned the new Chief. The night on her coronation she was faced with a heavy storm which threatened to destroy Zimicah. Sinking some of the houses and trees falling destroying those which were still standing. Not knowing what to do Alyssa is drawn into a hollow opening with her friend, Adanna. That simple falling is only the beginning of their journey, as they dug deep into the secrets of Zimicah, discovering shocking truths......

This is a 31st Century Love Story. Zimry Callueng, isang babae mula sa bagong henerasyon. Kakaibang mundo na ang nakagisnan niya. Lahat ay kaya nang patakbuhin ng teknolohiya. Zimry's a bitch. She can be your friend but don't mess up with her. Only one person can tame her, Harley, her first love. Kaya niyang gawin ang lahat mapunta lamang sa kaniya ito. She can do evil things. But Harley doesn't feel the same way. He's inlove with someone else. Zimry is not existing in his world. But Zimry is Zimry. She made Harley believed that the girl he loves is cheating on him. But after all the chasing, did she finally won Harley's heart?

Book 1 of 3 Chantria Yvonne Zima is the first heiress of the Zima family and the eldest of the triplets. But before she can even inherit them all, her father instructs her to fly over to the Philippines and hide. Before she can even reveal her face to the public, she is forced to change her identity to prevent their family’s enemies from coming after the heiress. But when someone close to her dies because of that, she can’t just stand idle and let their enemies do what they want. She will avenge her, no matter what anyone says. She will hunt the one who killed her sister even to the ends of the world.

(English) Book 1 of 3 Chantria Yvonne Zima is the first heiress of the Zima family and the eldest of the triplets. But before she can even inherit them all, her father instructs her to fly over to the Philippines and hide. Before she can even reveal her face to the public, she is forced to change her identity to prevent their family’s enemies from coming after the heiress. But when someone close to her dies because of that, she can’t just stand idle and let their enemies do what they want. She will avenge her, no matter what anyone says. She will hunt the one who killed her sister even to the ends of the world.

Addie has a crush to one of his brother's childhood friend, Zim. He is an achiever, the reason that Addie admires him the most. One night, she dared herself to admit her feelings for the guy. But Zim just laughed, leaving her a thought that he took her confession as a joke. She made herself embarassed the next day, which made her decision to avoid Zim in all possible ways as she can. Zim began to notice Addie avoiding him. He didn't know why he hates being avoided by that girl. Zim made his way to make up with her. He made it clear that he didn't want to see Addie flirting with another guy but him alone. They start dating each other as a couple, the day after. After years of abandoning her with his brother, his father returned in their place together with his new family. She discovered that their biological mother has died when she was born. The mother they had known since they were kids was actually her mother's twin. Zim didn't leave Addie at her worst. He stays by her side until they become successful together. Addie believe they had the perfect relationship. However, something happened that was far beyond her expectations. He met Zim's mother accidentally while they were dining in a restaurant. Contrary to her expectations, the man denied her in front of herself and his mother. Addie suffer so much pain causes by the man she loved the most. Zim tried to explain his reason and want them back, but Addie refuse to believe them. Zim had left no choice but to approach Addie's father and beg to marry his daughter, despite their strained relationship.

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Sejak ayahnya—Robby meninggal Arthur yang merupakan seorang petani sayur dan buah yang tidak bisa berperang memutuskan untuk ikut berperang memerangi penyihir jahat. Kota Last Earth sedang dilanda wabah mengerikan hewan-hewan menjadi sangat ganas dan bermunculannya fenomena alam yang tidak biasa, bangsa Orc juga kembali bangkit bersama dengan Dark Invader. Red Vader yang telah membangkitkan Dark Invader untuk menguasai dunia yang damai menjadi penuh dengan sihir hitam. Dark Invader dan Red Vader menangkap raja Liam Payne menawannya di Old Forest yang terkenal angker, dia dibawa ke Black Hills kerajaan penyihir hitam. Tiga kerajaan Bangsa Elf (bangsa peri), Dwarf (bangsa kurcaci), dan bangsa manusia bersatu. Arthur ikut berperang bersama tiga kerajaan melawan penyihir jahat bahkan ia sempat membebaskan raja. Namun, raja lemah hingga menghembuskan napasnya di tengah jalanan hutan, ia memberikan separuh sihirnya kepada Arthur dan memberikan sebuah peta tempat tersimpannya batu Fuegoleon yang merupakan batu permata berbentuk segitiga berwarna merah untuk bisa menjadi lebih kuat melawan Dark Invader dan raja berpesan untuk mencari naga terakhir agar ia bisa mengalahkan penyihir jahat Dark Invader. Arthur pun memiliki kekuatan yang datang dari permata tersebut dan ia menemukan naga terakhir untuk bisa memusnahkan penyihir jahat—Dark Invader. Bagaimana perjalanan Arthur yang banyak sekali rintangan untuk mendapatkan batu Fuegoleon? Dan bagaimana cara Arthur bisa menemukan naga terakhir?

Kiara Tennyson. It has always been her dream to go to the US. After her parent's death, an opportunity presents itself when she gets a chance to go there as an exchange student. She is funny, crazy, very loving, and has read too many books to know that she will find new friends, get into a fight on the first day of school with the queen bee and later teach her a lesson, and maybe find love. Reed Scott. Your typical cliche bad boy. His first love broke his heart causing him to change from loving to becoming cold. What do you think will happen when a bubbly and crazy person comes barging into his life and tries to change his cold demeanour? Why don't you read and find out? Join Kiara and be mistaken for a dog sitter, get into fights, prank the queen bee, fall on your butt in front of your new best friend, prank the whole school, take the bad boy shopping and most importantly find love abroad.