Invader Zim Funny Novels & Stories

Well shit. His smirk turned into a full blown belly laugh followed by the shaking of his blonde hair. “It’s not. But your expression when I said it was was hilarious. You acted like I told you the sky was raining pigs.” I narrowed my eyes. “You’re hilarious.” At least the mood was lightened and I was happy to be the reason for that. I always thought Zander was a little uptight in his well-pressed suit but as it turned out, he wasn’t that bad at all. At least, from this conversation we had, he seemed alright to have a conversation. He can also take a joke too, that’s a quality vampires seemed to not possess.

* *RRRRAAAAA! "BAD BREATH ZOMBIES COME AND CHASING ME !!! NYE NYE NYE NYE!!!"- Raymart even though his face is too scared and in any minute he can wet himself Raymart still has done his job nicely "this idiot Raymart he is calling those zombies as bad breath, then can we also consider him as a zombie? because he is also had an awful breath ahahaha"- Phil "Phil dont make me laugh im currently in so much tense here!"- Timot

We looked back and Jenny wasn't around. "We're going to die, you know that right?" Benny asked me. "I'm sure I'll be a vampire tomorrow." I replied. "A zombie..." He said "A zombie prostitute!" We both spoke together and started laughing. It was an inside joke in our group, some years ago I listened to a song called Zombie prostitute by Voltaire with a very funny clip, so always when we said we were going to die, the joke was: come back as a zombie prostitute. I wiped the tears that were running from the corner of my eyes and walked to my bed.

Heat crept up Zian's cheeks and Zahir smirked evilly. "Aww! Is Emma's zi-zi blushing?" Zahir asked, cooing at Zian. "Shut up," Zian glared at him. "How fast time flies. Look at you, all set to go on a bike date. It feels like yesterday you were running around in your diapers." Zahir said dramatically, wiping away his non-existent tears. "And forgetting his underwear," Zada quipped, totally forgetting the audience. "Forgetting under... -" Emma trailed off questioningly, as Zian glared at Zahir and Zada.

They stopped what they were doing and Zombie introduced me to his Slut. Zombie " Johnson, meet my cum dump, Vixen! Shes my whore, fuck her brains every now and then, Baby, this is my new homie, Johnson." Vixen " Hi, Johnson, you look hunky, if you want I could hook you up! Its free no pay!" Johnson " No V, I'm good!" Zombie " Okay, Homie, I need to get busy, Vixen here is hungry for some thick milk drink! See you later! "

Zelda's POV I leaned back in my chair and wiped my face with the back of my hand. Actual tears. From laughing. I could not remember the last time I had laughed hard enough to cry and I was choosing not to examine what that said about the last few days of my life. Riven was funny. Genuinely, unexpectedly funny in a way that snuck up on you before you could decide whether to allow it. I had not planned to open up to him. I had planned to keep the walls exactly where I had built them, solid, maintained, no entry.

SARAH'S POV I sat there in the cold dark alley for quite a while and not even a rat passed by, I was starting to get scared when I heard faint laughter, more like a chuckle from afar. The sound became louder and clearer. It was no longer just the sound of laughter, I could now hear footsteps approaching. The closer they came the clearer their voices, they sound like nice people, I should probably ask them for help. What will I say though, I can't possibly tell them that I'm a vampire princess who came here through a porthole and woke up, then blacked out, then woke up again in a place where I was stabbed with needles and driven away by the smell of blood and somehow ended up here with no one

“We’re both nerds! Why is he funnier than me?!” Liu Feng slung an arm over Zen’s shoulders without missing a beat. “He’s cute. You’re not. The Gorski technology might have saved your life, but maybe you need to improve it if you want to alter your DNA to be funnier.” Jaw falling open, Damian stopped in disbelief as the others laughed at the Seer’s joke and walked away. Ignoring the Death Princess’ lack of emotions, everyone else laughed at the Seer’s insult. That was twice now that someone else laughed at an insult directed at him. Unwilling to become the joke, Damian quickly caught up and begged for another chance to tell another joke, only to see upturned lips as they declined him any rede

“Could it be that he told you he asked someone to send the invitation card here and let you come over?” “Yes.” Simon replied. “Pfft! Hahaha…” In the next second, the Zimmers roared with laughter. How could Simon and his family believe in Harvey’s clumsy lie? This was so funny! Senior Zimmer looked at Simon and said, “You’re still so stupid. I shouldn’t have brought your family to Buckwood back then. I truly feel ashamed!” It was apparent that Senior Zimmer had forgotten why the Zimmer family was able to come to Buckwood in the first place Feeling the mocking gazes and merciless laughter around him, Simon couldn’t wait to choke Harvey to death.

It was surrounded by those 'walkers', stumbling around like they were in a trance. "What are they?" He breathed out, staring in disbelief. He chugged some water, letting out a sigh of hydrated relief. "They call them walkers." She pointed the screen down slightly to allow him to see easier and switched to the website she was reading. "There's information on them, finally." As Adam read, she watched his expression change from confused to terrified. "This is like an actual zombie movie." He spluttered, barely able to get his words out. Behind them, a stirring caught their attention.