My Girlfriend's Dad Lives in Fairyland
"Now that you've gotten a boyfriend, you've forgotten all about me!"
His eyes instantly welled up, and his voice cracked. "You used to always give me the first rib!"
The table went dead silent for two seconds.
Hannah quickly put a rib onto his plate. "Don't cry, Prince Mike. Look, there's plenty left."
Mike sobbed even louder. "No! I want the one Alicia gives me! She doesn't love me anymore!"
It took ten minutes of Hannah's nonstop coaxing, plus three more ribs from Alicia, before he finally calmed down. He ate while glaring at me.