My Bride Made Me Drink Piss
On the day of the wedding, my fiancee, Bianca Newton, approached me with a bright smile, handing me a glass of wine.
I drank it down in one gulp.
Suddenly, her male best friend, Xander Lynch, raised his phone and burst out laughing.
"See! I told you this idiot wouldn't even notice that it was my piss! Pay up, everyone! Don't forget to follow my account! Pay up!"
I started puking uncontrollably, but Bianca merely looked at me with disgust. I demanded that Xander apologize, yet Bianca placed herself in front of him and stopped me.
"It was just a joke! Why are you taking it so seriously?"
At the same time, Xander said smugly, "Come on, say hello to the views in my livestream! Tell them how it feels to drink piss!"
I smashed a wine bottle right on his head.
Bianca demanded that I kneel and apologize to him. Then, she hurriedly escorted Xander to the hospital, still in her wedding gown.
Looking at the wedding venue in utter chaos, I calmly took my phone out and dialed a number.
"Are you interested in marrying me?"