After the Drone Lift, He Begs Me Back
The campus madonna told my childhood friend that she loved Jackie Chan movies. He tied my arms and legs to four gigantic drones.
Monday came by. Right in front of the whole school, the drones hauled me up three hundred feet into the air.
The students' laughter was so thunderous, the skies shook. The videos they took went viral. I remained in the air until the drones ran out of battery and flew back down.
My childhood friend untied me, grinning like he'd just pulled a harmless prank. "Wendy loves Jackie Chan, so I thought you should give her a little Police Story show. We've been friends our whole lives. You don't mind, do you?"
I crumpled to the ground. Wendy Wood was leaning against my childhood friend's chest, and she was laughing so much, tears rolled down her cheeks. "You call that Jackie Chan? She just wet herself!" And she cackled further.
I walked off and never came back.
That drove my childhood friend mad.
"We've been friends forever! You're overreacting!"