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“Take every inch of Daddy’s cock.” I rubbed my clit faster, biting my lip to stay quiet. My nipples were rock hard. I had never been so turned on in my life. After a few more minutes, Joe pulled out and stroked his glistening cock. He shot thick ropes of cum all over Mom’s stomach and tits. She lay there panting, covered in his load. “I’m still going to church,” she said quietly as she got up and cleaned herself. Joe didn’t stop her. A few minutes later, I heard the front door close as Mom left the house.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

he replied with a big sigh. It was at least a good hour before the jokes settled down. It would've ended sooner, but someone downloaded an app to combine their photos to see what their children would look like and the jokes started all over again. Eventually, they got bored and moved on to other things; the occasional joke did come up, but it was mild in comparison to what they had to hear before. Krista and Cameron both made jokes of their own so they could at least be part of the joke and show it doesn't bother them.

Jax stood over the three girls, his thick cock still hard and dripping with their mixed juices. Emma, Mia, and Zoe lay on their backs on the living room floor, legs spread wide, pussies gaping and leaking thick white cum from the first rounds of breeding. “Fuck, look at you three,” Jax growled, stroking his cum-smeared cock. “Three college sluts with your legs up like cheap whores, pussies ruined and overflowing with my seed. You ordered pizza and now you’re nothing but my personal breeding cumdumps.”

Some stories started with hate. This one ended with everything.

They started competing right there, throwing dumb jokes and teasing at me like I was the prize. Rowan told some filthy story about a girl from last summer that had me choking on my drink because of how detailed he got about her moaning his name while he fucked her from behind. Ryker topped it with one about sneaking into the locker room after practice and getting his dick sucked by two cheerleaders at once. “Swear to God,” Ryker said, eyes locked on mine. “One on her knees, the other licking my balls while I face-fucked the first.

I was a good person. The next day was the wedding rehearsal, so I returned to the apartment early. When Gabriel came to pick me up, I had already composed myself, but he still noticed my puffy eyes. "Why are your eyes so red?" he asked, leaning down and gently kissing my eyelids. I forced myself to hold back the disgust and said, "I miss my parents." Gabriel smiled softly and squatted down to help me change shoes. "They must be happy for you, watching from above."

“Ahahaha!” The third baby told the joke that was obviously funny to the fourth, ‘cause his lovely laughter filled the room and he realized it was the voice that had brought him up his feet. He watched the fourth fall on his back from his laughter, getting up again to listen to the third speak before crying out again.

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he asked " oh nothing,youre really cute when youre happy,you like thanos when your face is too serious" he glared at me ans shook his head. "goldie i need you to open your legs i want to clean you up" he said this time his face was serious " oh" i blinked my lashes at him slowly more in shock at the gentle man gesture,heat rose in my check as i sat up and slowly spread my legs. he wet the towel and squeezed it ,before cleaning me up.