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“Clean it, sweetheart. Taste how your pussy juices look all over Daddy’s cock.” I turned around quickly, mouth open, and took him deep, gagging as he pushed to the back of my throat. I sucked hard, tongue swirling, cleaning every drop of myself off him while he groaned and held my head. “Good girl. Suck it nice and sloppy. Get it wet so I can slam it back into that stretched out hole.” When he pulled out of my mouth strings of spit connected my lips to his cock. He flipped me onto my back again, pushed my legs up to my chest and slammed back inside in one hard thrust.

Eeeeeewwww. Other than that, they all laughed most of the time while listening to the sexual and odd stories. Yes they made her cringe and want to puke, but they made her laugh too. “So, Saïda? Any story you can tell?” Alex mused. “None. Absolutely nothing. Eew,” she laughed and the others joined her. “She can’t say cuz her brother’s here,” Jenna laughed. “Even I would shut up if my older brother were here.” “True!” the others agreed in laughter.

Max smiles, “You build blanket forts, you tell jokes, you know how to ballroom dance.” “I don’t tell jokes,” I explain. “Chad said you do. Lucy told him some of the jokes. It made them laugh,” Max replies. Curious, he asks, “Could I hear one?” I shake my head, “It was corny jokes to cheer her up is all. It was, “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Things most kids hear on a playground.” Max looks disappointed. Taking a deep breath, I say, “A cheeseburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.”

The Story of Russell and Samantha: NOTE, THIS EPISODE IS TAKEN FROM 'NOT YOUR AVERAGE GEEK', A STORY BY THE SAME AUTHOR CURRENTLY LEFT ON-HOLD. ***** I woke up drenched in sweat. It's almost November, yet California weather is as always; unpredictable.

He imitated the voice of disgust as if throwing up and I could tell for real that was something that he could not do at all, at least not that day. “But we get cleaned up….” I was trying to explain to him when he looked at me and said, “That thing is never clean, even if washed with JIK it still would remain dirty…, that thing is like a sewage!” He was fucking serious!

Jade muffled a grunt as she stood up from the floor where she had fallen. She cursed at herself for not cleaning the floor where she had spilled water earlier. Now it had made her slip when she had an important business to take care of. However, she decided not to clean it.

" He muttered frustrated to Lenard who looked at him feeling sorry for his friend. "Guy, forget about the cheating part! You guys are physically already separated. It's just papers that are left! Go out to a club and have some fun and get yourself a nice willing lady who will help you to get rid of your poor blue balls!! Trust me, you will feel much better after that!" Lenard said as both men got up to leave as well. "Hmm I'll see, aniways i have things to do! Tomorrow I expect some serious potential new clients so for now I just want to go home and relax and do some work at home on my laptop and then eat and sleep!" Justin replied to him.

Wesley followed close behind, cracking jokes to keep spirits up, his energy lighter but his eyes serious. After the last of them had been wheeled out, I stood in the middle of the car, surrounded by silence. The cabin looked like a war zone. Open water bottles rolled across the floor. Used barf bags sat bloated in the corner. Blankets and jackets were strewn across the seats. The air still hung heavy with the sour stench of vomit and disinfectant. I grabbed a clean towel and began wiping down a row of seats. I wasn’t on staff. It wasn’t my job. But I needed to do something.