Funny Clean Stories Novels & Stories

“Take every inch of Daddy’s cock.” I rubbed my clit faster, biting my lip to stay quiet. My nipples were rock hard. I had never been so turned on in my life. After a few more minutes, Joe pulled out and stroked his glistening cock. He shot thick ropes of cum all over Mom’s stomach and tits. She lay there panting, covered in his load. “I’m still going to church,” she said quietly as she got up and cleaned herself. Joe didn’t stop her. A few minutes later, I heard the front door close as Mom left the house.

We talked for hours as the night wore on. “You really thought about quitting because of burnout?” I asked, tracing a finger along his chest. “Yeah. Days blurred together. Then you started coming in regularly. Made me look forward to shifts again.” He smiled in the low light. “What about you? Why history?” “I like stories that last,” I said. “People who lived real lives hundreds of years ago. Makes my problems feel small.” We laughed softly. Then the touching started again. This time I climbed on top, riding him slow while we kept talking. He looked up at me like I was something special. His hands roamed my body, squeezing my breasts, guiding my hips.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

he stated, pointing with a smirk. I brief wiped my nostril, guffawing. “Really? I’m this type of mess!” He chuckled and leaned nearer. “It’s cute. You need to encompass it.” “Embrace being a mess?” I responded, grinning. “I suppose I’ll skip!” Jake leaned again, shaking his head in enjoyment. “You’re lovely even as you’re being stupid.” The compliment made my cheeks warm. I loved how clean it became to comedian story spherical with him. It felt natural and comforting.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

Zac said in a funny way but it seemed like Caroline didn’t enjoy the joke at all. Caroline glared at Zac with hatred. “Please don’t mind him” I said to end the awkwardness. She ignored me and moved forward towards the kitchen. “Well. Here is the spot where I usually find my daughters spoiling the food most of the times” my father giggled to make the environment funny. “Come on. Not all the times dad.” Anna laughed. The kitchen was an open galley style with top quality appliances, storage galore, all the cooking utensils you would find at home, and fabulous views.

The dark comedy of the situation lay in these students losing themselves so deeply in make-believe that they created something unintentionally ridiculous. I tried not to laugh as Killian just shook his head in bewilderment as he grinned at me, his eyes glittering in the dim light, "What the hell they're still on this. Sorry, Ruby I forgot to remind this jerks to clean up and fix their lose shits,"

That image of him motivated her to keep things clean whenever she felt lazy. She had so many embarrassing stories, she could never run out while sharing them with him. Not much later, the air around them were filled with laughter and joy as they kept challenging each other by sharing more and more tales of their disasters in the kitchen. That moment was so endearing, they wished for it to go on forever. Their stories might not have been that funny, but there was something in the atmosphere that made everything much more enjoyable. They felt happy just by being in each other's presence.

“Who the hell cares? Don’t you see how much money it pays?” “Yeah I do. But don’t you think it sounds kinda weird? Cleaning maid wanted for what? A freaking attic? For a p**n filming production? Or maybe even better; for a freaking weirdo who likes to watch women cleaning his house naked?” Her friend let out a hearty laugh at the sound of that, the thought of his shy and all-too-innocent for this world friend prancing around butt-naked and with one of those rainbow-colored dust sticks making him double over with laughter. “Yeah well, say what you want but you’d be definitely killing it with that,” He commented, waving a finger to the length of her body.

He tastes different and he knows exactly how to make a lady feel good. I quickly stood up when I was done cleaning the wet floor that was having my squirting on it I quickly ran to the bathroom to take a clean shower, knowing that my mother would be coming back any minute from now on.