Joker Best Lines Dark Knight Novels & Stories

“Makes you not mind losing to Selene. - It said. – And constantly chasing. - He said. – If a plan fails. - He said. – There will be other attempts. - He said. – And sometimes more. – Concluded. - Am I right? - He asked. - You read thoughts, Dark-Dragon. - Always a new chance. - He said. – Never ending. - He said. - It should be fun. - He said. - And it doesn't go according to plan. - Said Dark-Dragon. - I think you understand me. - She said. - So, you had fun playing with Selene? - He asked in his direction. - And you, Dark-Dragon? Circe asked. – Did you have fun with the Joker? - He asked.

The loud rat-a-tat-tat of her accelerated heartbeat thundered in her ears. He reached down with his left hand and fingered her long, dark hair. "If only you were a blonde or a redhead." Rafaella swallowed hard. He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. He's going to shoot me...: She whimpered. Oh, please, someone help me... "Are you afraid?" Joker asked, grinning. "Yes." "You should be," he told her. "You're going to kill me, aren't you?" He laughed again. Softly.

Grey warned. “Ready your coffin, Virgo,” Dark’s voice cut through, cold and final. “Dead,” Palvin said with a grin. “Farewell, you monkeys,” Grey added. “May your ugly soul find heaven,” Alfonso joked. “Amen,” Palvin said. “Boss, don’t be like that. Please. Think of the babes,” someone whimpered. “Move your a*s, three idiots. Kill the bastard with the bazooka or I will kill you all. Choose,” Dark barked.

"But since we're on the topic of roles, you do know your time will come too, right? Just like I and Osiris failed. So will you, and if you don’t die on the job like Osiris, you'll end up…. Just. Like. Me!” They laughed. Loud and obnoxious, one was a grating sound in my ears. The other? Sounded forced. "You’re something else. Seriously. I almost don’t wanna break your face." Joker drawled, wiping a false tear from his eye. "Almost?" I smirked. That one pissed him off, cause he slapped me. Hard across the face. My head snapped sideways, not really… just for dramatic flair. I let it hang, motionless. "Hey. Don’t kill him yet." Spear Guy said.

JK is someone who is as cunning as HIS very first creation is in a sense. “I am just heeding your command, my God. Nothing more and nothing less.” He claims, by which made HIM amuse of him and more in return. “My favored knight. The most cunning one, what shall I do about you?” As HE presented the words with the tone of warning JK about the inevitable death that he will face once the word betrayal is done, with his own hands. “You do not need to worry about anything, for I am just a mere servant and nothing all but that.”

Diamond "That b-tch must be contained. She's a wild card and is liable to put us all at great risk. Queen " I totally agree with you. I wonder what the boss sees in her. She's nothing but a liability. Joker "It's true but I can't deny that she's a tasty dish. That crazy b--tch is fine as hell. It's a shame that she's mental. Queen " (jealous) Your eyes definitely need medication. What's so special about that psycho? Joker "Say whatever you want but just accept the fact she's a lot more attractive and s-xier than you.

Sebastian, as the right hand of Shin Alexandra can’t help but to be pissed off because of what he heard from the mouth of a worthless man that didn’t even tried to find their friend and he even had the guts to act in such way. “You don’t know a thing” that is what Cypher Kurt said which then made Joker laugh. “What? We don’t know a thing? Well we do know a thing and that is even if you two don’t even love each other you as her husband has the responsibility to take care of her and worry about her safety every single time. You weren’t able to fucking do that because of your fucking ego!” that is what Joker said which then made everyone - especially his friends flinch. Well, this is actually t

“You do it right, and you two are enough.” Joker nodded, turned away. He’d just reached the door, when Nails’ voice caught his attention again: “Oh, and Joker?” He spun to face his Prez. “Yeah?” “When you do grab him? Leave his right hand behind.” Joker didn't even blink. “You want us to cut off his hand?” “Yeah. Leave it on the kitchen counter for the bitch to find when she gets home. OK?” “Oh, yeah,” Joker said, a warm wave of pure rightness and sheer happiness passing over him. “Oh, yeah, that’s OK. That’s perfect. That’s exactly the kind of thing that I’ve been waiting for.”

I revealed my claws and prepared myself for battle. "Tear down whoever you have to. These people don't understand that we're only trying to help them all," I stated. The Dark Knight was first as he released his claws and unleashed the loudest roar. The last thing I wanted was for him to unleash his wolf. That was going to be even scarier than he already was. The men pounced on me and I began to tear them off me with my claws. We were so deep in battle when a deep blast suddenly occurred.

Not even my own blood came close to them. Hitting the dial I wait for Joker to pick up. “ Speak fast “ he states. I hear him panting and faintly I hear gagging , slurping and moaning and I roll my eyes. He was fukcing. When was he not ? “ It’s planted , empty your sack and then get to work “ I snap, hanging up.