Novel & Cerita Joker Quotes Heath Ledger

Jordan hissed. “I must have sinned in my past lives.” Joshua walked straight ahead. Jordan grew furious and his expression fell. He suddenly laughed “Joshua Decker, you will be beaten up terribly in just a moment, Oh well, the thought of you getting beaten up will make me feel great delight!” He then quickly walked away after recovering his expression.

“It’s my biggest honor to have a meal with you!” The person was none other than Ledger himself. Harvey smiled. “You’re too kind, Master Ledger. I’m thrilled to come here. I do hope that you won’t disappoint me.” “You won’t! I’ll make sure you’re satisfied!” Ledger slapped his chest when he made the promise. “After all, you might just destroy the York family if I don’t show my proof of loyalty! “No matter how bold I am, there’s no way I’d treat that as a joke, right?”

I couldn't care if his head cracked. “That hurt,” he whined as he robbed the spot, but I felt satisfied at my revenge. “You psycho Joker!” I said ready to hit him again when he grabbed my wrist. “Joker is a psycho already so your sentence is redundant. It's just like saying ‘you black charcoal'” he said and continued laughing. “What are you so insufferable?” I couldn't help but ask, “I feel like pulling my hair out just talking to you. Who knew you had this side of you too?”

looks like she must have been so scared to offend someone so rich. This forces me to laugh out loud as I return my phone to my pocket and wave at both of them. "All right, it's okay, guys. Chill a little bit and live up. I'm just joking." I say and watch as the lady turns to me with fury on her face. "You deserve an endless sea of punches for that, do you know?" she asks, but I shrug. " What can I say? It's part of my mini traits. I am in Joker by profession."

"To knocking that girl in the face with a baseball bat...Girl, your like a Harley Quinn!" I swallowed down what was in the shot glass, my throat feeling like it was on fire. " Yeah, and your son is the Joker."

I chuckle as I come up with something believable, “No, baby, Jude wouldn’t kill him. He just meant that we wouldn’t ever see him bothering us again, right?” “Pssh, of course! What do you think I am, an assassin or something? Does this face look like I would do something like that?” He tries to smile sweetly at my girl, but it doesn’t go over too well, “The only lethal thing about me is my cock.” He grins and I can’t help it as my eyes roll. ~~~~~~~~~~~~

She leaned over, keeping her eyes on him. “Did he just put himself in time out?” She asked, raising a brow at the other man. “Uh… I think so…” Kane said, frowning… “Uh, Joker?” “Hmmm?” He asked, keeping his face towards the wall. “Whatcha doing buddy?” Kane asked, a little confused. “I’m in time out….” Joker mumbled. “Why?” Kane asked, truly confused. “My sister lectured me recently about the things that I say… She says that I’m an insensitive, mansplaining douchebag, with the undeserved ego the size of Texas….”

He revels in it, his laughter echoin' through the room, fillin' the space with a twisted sense of joy. “Ya an asshole,” I mutter, unsure of what else to say, feelin' the weight of the situation pressin' down on me. “Oh, I’m hurt!” Joker exclaims, his hand flyin' up to his heart in mock agony. “Ouch,” he adds with an exaggerated pout, clearly enjoyin' every second of this. I roll my eyes at his theatrics. “I might need to tell my daughter ya bad for 'er,” he laughs.

Ash, Decker, and Nat were downright hysterical and I could hear even Blade trying to keep himself from laughing. "I'm not gonna yell at her. I just want to know when they learned to ride." Joker snarled as he glared at me and then at the rest of the group. "Yeah, me too!" Dom and I both said at the same time which set off another round of laughter. Joker continued towards the door with us right behind him. He finally wrenched it open only to be greeted with Petal and Margo rolling in laughter on the floor. Thor, Sunny and Thrash were behind them, cracking up as well.

“I meant everything that I said out there, because I really do get it. If I were in your position, I’d do the same, and I know it. You do what you need to do.” “Fuck, man,” Nails said, greatly amused now. “You running for sainthood or something?” “Saint Ace,” Joker sneered. “That’s what you’re after?” Ace said nothing. “Hey, Joker,” Nails said. “Know what I remember about most saints from my Catholic school days?” “Nuh-uh,” Joker said. “What?”