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I'm reading a book about a boy who bullies a girl, but they end up in love? Screw that; if it were me, I'd ruin the plot.

It was my 30th birthday, and my husband said he had a surprise for me. However, on the day of my birthday, he was nowhere to be found. I called him countless times, but no one answered. Just as I was about to panic and consider calling the police, I happened to see a post on the social media feed of his female secretary. “A typhoon hit, and my boss was worried about my safety, so he personally took me home. How wonderful! I’ve got a guardian angel for myself!” My anxiety turned to cold calm in an instant. I commented on her post: “Traveling during a typhoon is dangerous. Tell him he doesn’t need to come back.” Not long after I posted the comment, my husband called. “Kelly, I was only concerned about the safety of my subordinate, and yet you’re thinking such vile thoughts. “Birthdays come every year. Missing one won’t kill you!” You were right. Birthdays came every year. But there was no way I would celebrate them with you.

"Some cages feel like safety… until you fall in love with your captor." Leona has spent her life escaping—from homes that felt like prisons, from scars no one sees, from a past that keeps dragging her back. At seventeen, homeless and hunted, she crashes into the life of Marco De Santos—a billionaire with ice in his eyes, secrets in his past, and a twisted need for control. He takes her in. At first, it’s charity. Then, it’s ownership. Marco is used to women obeying. But Leona isn’t like them. She’s fire in silk. She disobeys. She challenges. She learns him—in ways that terrify and undo him. What begins as protection becomes obsession. And when secrets unravel the truth about her parents, about his past, and about the dark connection binding them—everything explodes. As the world threatens to pull them apart, Leona must decide: will she stay the girl he saved, or become the woman who saves him? Because pleasure can heal... or destroy.

He wanted a housekeeper not a tainted virgin.What Damien found was purity begging to be tainted. Now, he’ll ruin her, softly, cruelly, completely. Barely nineteen and untouched, Elara never thought her first job would place her inside the fortress of a man like him. Damien kael doesn’t request. He commands. And the innocent little maid is about to learn what obedience costs, one breathless gasp, one sinful punishment, one wicked whisper at a time. Dark. Seductive. Obsessive. She thought she was hired to clean his home. She didn’t realize she was stepping into his lair. Elara is broke and desperate, so when a maid position opens in a billionaire’s estate, she takes it, unaware that Damien kael is a man who doesn’t believe in boundaries. He’s older, merciless, and dangerously magnetic. She tries to leave, but he isn’t letting go. He doesn’t want love. He wants loyalty. And she’s about to learn what it means to kneel. As their twisted bond deepens, pleasure collides with punishment, fear tangles with desire, and innocence becomes his obsession. But Damien’s darkness runs deeper than she imagined and claiming his virgin maid isn’t about breaking her body… It’s about owning her soul. Mature Content Warning: This book features explicit sexual content, dark dominant/submissive dynamics, psychological tension, and a dangerously obsessive hero. For readers 18+ who crave power, seduction, and raw intensity.

Samantha Samina Samuel is a 24-year-old girl, a sweet, understanding, generous, softhearted woman, and the beauty she had was a bonus. After her grandmother, who took care of her until she grew up, died, her uncle Arjo sent her to Manila for some reason, and she will meet her Lola Facita's best friend named Anghelita Chuena. And there she will meet kaizer, the old grandchild of Lola Anghelita. The first time they saw each other, they already hated each other. Until Kaizer got drunk one night and he mistook Samantha for someone else, her first love, who he thought had already passed away. And suddenly the girl showed up, and Kaizer was being cold toward Samantha until he kicked her out of their house, and he didn't know that Samantha was pregnant with their child. Samantha's parents know about the cruelty and did Kaizer to their daughter. They get forced together to get revenge on Kaizer by bankrupting the company he manages. Until he knew about Samantha's pregnancy, and he also felt missing pieces on him and a craving for Samantha's presence. He begged Samantha's parents to tell about where she is, but her parents were not just simple people but the biggest and most powerful mafia, and they wanted to test how serious Kaizer is about wanting to have Samantha back. Will he still take the risk and give up everything he owns just to find samantha's and take her back?

They met in the least expected way and place; two teenagers who may or may not be meant for each other. It was just one encounter. Just one, but it brought about a positive change in both.

*Excerpt* “You don't understand, Xavier," I take a step back, “Brandon will find me. He always does. And when he finds me this time, he'll kill you. As much as I want to be free of him, this isn't the way.” “I'll protect you–” “You're not listening to me. I'm not worried about me. If he catches us, he'll just punish me but he won't kill me. I'm too important to him. But you…” My throat closes up as I turn to leave, but Xavier grabs me by the elbow as I push back the door. I turn to look at him, my heart aching for us. There's a cold indifference in his eyes though, and for the first time ever, I'm scared of what he's capable of. “We can do this the hard way or the easy way, Audrey. All I know is that I'm not leaving you here.” *** Audrey Watson has been scared of dreaming about a better life, because as the saying goes, dreams are for losers. But Xavier came to the scene as her knight, albeit one with rude behavior. This was it, her better life. Or so she thought. Little did she know that this was basically a new chapter of hard decisions and regrets. They always say that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade out of them. But what if life gives you bitter kola instead? How do you go about making it into something sweet? Find out more about Audrey and Xavier's journey in this captivating novel.

My husband finally thinks about me three years after my death. The reason? His childhood sweetheart's leukemia has relapsed, and she needs another bone marrow transplant. He comes to my place, wanting to make me sign a donor agreement. However, he finds that the place has long been vacated. He asks a neighbor about it. "Are you talking about Kristen? She's long dead! I heard it was because someone dragged her away for a bone marrow donation when she was already sick. She died a few days after returning home." My husband refuses to believe that. He thinks my neighbor and I have conspired to lie to him. He says impatiently, "If you see her, tell her I won't pay the medical bills for that child she's been raising if she doesn't come to see me in three days." My neighbor shakes her head when she sees how stubborn my husband is. She mutters, "The poor child has already starved to death, though…"

Pretending to be a couple caused Alex and Olivia to come under attack from many people, not only with bad remarks they heard directly but also from the news on their social media. There was no choice for Olivia in that position, all she thought about was her mother's recovery and Alex had paid for all her treatment. But the news that morning came out and shocked Olivia, where Alex would soon be holding his wedding with a girl she knew, of course she knew that girl, she had been with Alex for 3 years, the girl who would become his wife was someone who was crazy about the CEO, she's Carol. As more and more news comes out about Alex and Carol's wedding plans, many people sneer at Olivia's presence in their midst. "I'm done with all this Alex!" Olivia said. "Not for me!" Alex said. "It's up to you, for me we're over," Olivia said and Alex grabbed her before Olivia left her. “This is my decision! Get out of this place then you know what will happen to your mother," Alex said and his words were able to make Olivia speechless.

(WARNING!!!MATURED CONTENTS!!RATED18+) I will have her! You can't do anything about it!" Regan exclaimed, gritting his teeth. "And you think I can't do anything about it, huh?" His father retorted, casting baleful looks at him. "I don't care what you're gonna do, I'd still have her all the same!" He concluded. ***After some set backs in her grades, Maya's mother makes a decision and got her a home tutor who turned out to be super hot, smart, domineering middle aged man whose eyes begin to set her skin ablaze without him setting a finger on her.When he begins to cast secret and accepted looks to her, maya soon finds herself fantasizing about him all day long.Maya finds herself entangled with him and their escapades begin to turn more just a simple tutor and learner relationship both at school and back at his house.  Then the unexpected happens in the form of the professor's son, Regan returning from the university and taking an instant liking to her.Now she is torn between regan's true love for her and the burning passion she shares with the professor.What would happen if or when the professor discovers what is going on between her and his son, regan.What would she do now, if asked to choose, who will she choose and what would the fate for this love triangle be?Will Maya have a rethink about her decision? Read to find out as Maya  fate leave you breathless. Age gape☑ Steamy story☑ professor& student☑ Lust☑ love triangle☑