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This is the tale of how the sexist remark, "Men are scum," was delivered to me on a scalding plate! Guess what? It all started with a birthday surprise party for my boss's fiance, but I was slapped with horror when I saw my boyfriend of two years being kissed by my boss with an engagement ring around both their fingers. Turned out I had been the side chick for two bloody years! Funny enough, I wasn't served a heart break alone, my boss had also been toying with the emotions of Cole McPherson, and together we swore to take revenge. Would I still scream, "Men are slime!" at the conclusion, or will my beliefs alter in the process of seeking revenge alongside Cole?

They say memories stored in our brain could be sometimes forgotten, but then the heart does not forget. Because our heart always remember, the heart recognizes our beloved when our brain couldn't. Years after they lost contact with each other, Zhanaia encountered Dion again on the same place where they met. And funny how destiny works, they met again just like how they first met, accidentally bumping with each other. Zhanaia's heart was filled with joy, she couldn't contain her happiness and jumped to hug Dion, not wanting to let him go again. But all the hope in her shattered when Dion pulled away from her embrace and asked her, "I'm sorry, miss, but... who are you?"

THE LIE is all about a newlywed couple who have not has sex through throughout the dating stage and on their wedding night fear gripped her when she saw how huge‘’Cucumber’’ between his legs is. This affects their relationship as she had lied to him that she is not a V-irgin

Kisah AHMAD WAHYU seorang CEO 'W' STUDIO AGENCY'S telah jatuh cinta terhadap seorang gadis blur yang juga pelatih dari agensinya iaitu HANAN FALISYA hanya dengan lirik dan MELODI TERINDAH yang diciptanya. Saat Wahyu baru hendak kecapi hari bahagia bersama gadis comel yang bernama Hanan itu dengan lamaran pertamanya, tiba-tiba satu rahsia besarnya terbongkar menyebabkan gadis itu dari cinta bertukar benci terhadapnya. Pelbagai konflik yang terjadi dalam hidup Ahmad Wahyu dan Hanan Falisya. Dugaan demi dugaan terus belenggu hidupnya. Konflik dengan keluarga, putus tunang, kemalangan yang melibatkan nyawa, mimpi pelik. Dan apakah kesudahan kisah hidupnya?Adakah Wahyu akan mendapatkan kembali cintanya yang telah hilang itu?Adakah konflik antara dia dengan keluarganya berterusan tiada berpenghujung? Dan apakah punca kemalangan yang melibatkan nyawa itu?Adakah ada kaitan dengan Hanan?Mimpi apakah yang mengganggu tidurnya saban malam? "Aku berharap cinta kita seindah melodi yang tercipta"-Wahyu "Aku berharap melodi terindah itu sentiasa mengiringi kisah cinta kita hingga ke akhirnya."-Hanan Hanya dengan sebuah lirik cinta yang terindah tercipta telah menyatukan mereka berdua. Dan apa akan terjadi seterusnya? Pelbagai persoalan bermain diminda.Jika ingin tahu jawapannya ,jangan lupa terus membaca novel MELODI TERINDAH yang akan merungkai segala persoalan anda.

# Cj, the campus magnet, and crush of all time, was peacefully enjoying his life, but everything got changed as he encountered his back-to-back heartbreak. But then Abby, a cheerful, introvert and a clingy girl, came, who will add a bit of sweetness to his alcohol-like bitter life. : 7/18/21 : _ /_ /_

The Falcon Ridge Series Book 3 Six months after the Battle for Black Lake Luke Jackson: Having been with the unit for six years and after the mess in Black Lake, I'm tired. I need to retire. Go home to Red Rock. I haven't been back there since I joined. But my dad tells me the crime there is getting bad and he needs my help with a biker gang called The Lycans. After staying home for six months and seeing nothing being done, I decide I'm headed to California. I don't want my pack. Before I leave, I have one last party. By the time I head home, I'm so drunk I can't see straight. When I see a guy getting beat up, I try to be a hero, but it only ends with me getting beat too. The only thing I remember is a pair of gorgeous green eyes. Alexi Torrent: I am the daughter of the notorious Draco Torrent. Alpha of the Dragons. After my father was murdered and my home destroyed by the Alliance, I vow revenge. I have a plan to enact my vengence on the woman who killed my father. I need resources so I join with The Lycans. I was just about to get what I needed from a contact when the drunk Alpha stumbled upon me. He called me out and my contact ran away. I was angry. I was going to make him pay. That was until I saw his hazel eyes. He may have been a drunk fool, but there was something different about him. So I spare his life. It turns out to be a big mistake for my plans.

Alexandra, or as she prefers, Alex is a seventeen year old delinquent with a liking for trouble and deviance. A teenager with a rap sheet and a tendency for poor anger management, she is known for illegal street fighting and gang activities. Now attending one of her father's schools for closer supervision, she has her mind set on bringing him down to his knees. There was only one thing standing in her way, and it was Alec Hawford. Her rivalry and biggest competition. Things just got real. Secrets will reveal themselves and questions will be answered. You might say, hell will break loose with the two enemies under one roof. Understatement of the century. Lets just say Satan better start getting his resumes ready, because there is a new devil coming to town.

Ty was born unlucky. An omega to a cruel pack, he was used and abused, till finally it went to far. When he ends up pregnant he is forced to flee to save his baby, and winds up meeting a rather peculiar gamma wolf.

Leïla vivait pleinement sa vie sans problème ni soucis, elle est jovial, innocente, fragile, gentille et serviable, unique fille de ses parents, Leïla verras sa vie basculer du jour au lendemain à cause de la venue soudaine de sa tante qui, aussi serait sa belle mère au final.... mais est-ce réellement un mariage forcé ? Où pas ? Venez lire l'histoire de Leïla et Cheikh vous ne serez pas déçu car les suites seront croustillant

Sometimes one needs someone who is just as damaged to get better. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° A perfect life, family and friends. After finishing high school with flying colours Elicia Rae and her best friend Jeremy Martin enjoy their four months before heading to UCLA where they planned on following their parents' footsteps and partaking in medicine. Tragic events unfold leaving Elicia shattered, nothing is perfect, was the one thing she got to understand. A few visits to the psychiatrist and uncountable visits to a certain woman named Lydia, a therapist. Results in Elicia taking a gap year. She meets Treadway, a victim of abuse and becomes his light at the end of the tunnel. When a depression patient meets a victim of domestic abuse.