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Em: I've had dreams upon dreams and then they started to seep into reality. What was once a normal life has now turned upside down. The question that keeps flitting through my mind, is he my savior because I sure as hell don't need someone to save me or is he going to destroy me... If he wants to play this twisted game, let him. Let's show how twisted I can be. Cole: It's as if she sees right through me, I try to lead her away from me. I'm too dangerous and unstable for her but she makes me feel shit. I lied to her about who I am. Where I am from and what I can do. Even as I try to stay away she keeps pulling me in, like siren waiting to destroy.

It starts with a cringy encounter. Weird and silly, but that's what sealed their path. She believes a man like him wouldn't want a single mother. Perhaps he craves her experience in sexual activity. She felt herself to have been used and not worthy of much, but he sees her as the most beautiful existence that deserves to be loved. The love, the possessive nature of a mother for her child. His heart that couldn't stand injustice. Her revenge. His support. The quest to become the woman who wouldn't be treated as trash ever again. Their hot sex. Their aim to be one happy family after all their enemies falls… Jealousy… Join this adventure and have fun with this couple. Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8

At the heart of Nigeria’s academic pride, Eko University, life for students revolves around exams, friendships, and dreams of a brighter future. But all of that changes when a cryptic video from an underground group called Zotes sends shockwaves across the nation. Their chilling ultimatum: the government must release 5 billion naira within a week—or face a nightmare unleashed. No one takes them seriously until the first outbreak. A mysterious virus spreads rapidly through the university campus, turning students and staff into mindless, bloodthirsty creatures. As the infection spirals out of control, the government seals off the campus, leaving survivors trapped with nowhere to run. In the midst of the chaos, a mismatched group of students bands together. Their only aim to survive. Now, with time running out and betrayal lurking among them, the group must fight their way through infected lecture halls and crumbling dormitories to find the cure and stop the madness from spilling into the outside world. In this intense tale of survival, loyalty, and sacrifice, Campus of the Dead explores the price of ambition and the fragile line between order and anarchy.

Ava Adams tolerated living with her stepfather and her douchebag of a stepbrother. She lived her life being maltreated by them until luck smiled on her and she got a job to work in the Kings'mansion as a babysitter. She was glad to leave the hell hole she called a home. She got the shock of her life when she found out it wasn't a little boy she would babysit, but a grown up man. A very sexy, mouthwatering one at that. Fate brought Alexander King, the young billionaire and the master of the mansion to her. He got into an accident few years before and was not his normal self. What are you doing? Read more to find out how their journey of love began and who made Alex that way. Will their love prevail? Will Alex take revenge on those who made him that way?

Kisah AHMAD WAHYU seorang CEO 'W' STUDIO AGENCY'S telah jatuh cinta terhadap seorang gadis blur yang juga pelatih dari agensinya iaitu HANAN FALISYA hanya dengan lirik dan MELODI TERINDAH yang diciptanya. Saat Wahyu baru hendak kecapi hari bahagia bersama gadis comel yang bernama Hanan itu dengan lamaran pertamanya, tiba-tiba satu rahsia besarnya terbongkar menyebabkan gadis itu dari cinta bertukar benci terhadapnya. Pelbagai konflik yang terjadi dalam hidup Ahmad Wahyu dan Hanan Falisya. Dugaan demi dugaan terus belenggu hidupnya. Konflik dengan keluarga, putus tunang, kemalangan yang melibatkan nyawa, mimpi pelik. Dan apakah kesudahan kisah hidupnya?Adakah Wahyu akan mendapatkan kembali cintanya yang telah hilang itu?Adakah konflik antara dia dengan keluarganya berterusan tiada berpenghujung? Dan apakah punca kemalangan yang melibatkan nyawa itu?Adakah ada kaitan dengan Hanan?Mimpi apakah yang mengganggu tidurnya saban malam? "Aku berharap cinta kita seindah melodi yang tercipta"-Wahyu "Aku berharap melodi terindah itu sentiasa mengiringi kisah cinta kita hingga ke akhirnya."-Hanan Hanya dengan sebuah lirik cinta yang terindah tercipta telah menyatukan mereka berdua. Dan apa akan terjadi seterusnya? Pelbagai persoalan bermain diminda.Jika ingin tahu jawapannya ,jangan lupa terus membaca novel MELODI TERINDAH yang akan merungkai segala persoalan anda.

Is This Heaven's Blessing or a Divine Punishment? A chance to turn back time and meet him again! "She" had already endured heartbreak over this man once, and that was more than enough. But to lose her life in a tragic, unexpected accident only to face another heartbreak? This was Heaven's mercy, allowing her soul to travel back in time to meet Mr. Peng, The Single Daddy, and his little son once more but as their nanny (and housemaid). Being a nanny? She could manage that. But being his heart's caretaker? Absolutely not! Especially when he casually says, "Can you be Ayus Mama?" How could she respond, especially when another woman stepped in, pleading, "Please, I beg you, give my husband back to me!" Was this a second chance... or Heaven's cruel punishment?!

# Cj, the campus magnet, and crush of all time, was peacefully enjoying his life, but everything got changed as he encountered his back-to-back heartbreak. But then Abby, a cheerful, introvert and a clingy girl, came, who will add a bit of sweetness to his alcohol-like bitter life. : 7/18/21 : _ /_ /_

The Falcon Ridge Series Book 3 Six months after the Battle for Black Lake Luke Jackson: Having been with the unit for six years and after the mess in Black Lake, I'm tired. I need to retire. Go home to Red Rock. I haven't been back there since I joined. But my dad tells me the crime there is getting bad and he needs my help with a biker gang called The Lycans. After staying home for six months and seeing nothing being done, I decide I'm headed to California. I don't want my pack. Before I leave, I have one last party. By the time I head home, I'm so drunk I can't see straight. When I see a guy getting beat up, I try to be a hero, but it only ends with me getting beat too. The only thing I remember is a pair of gorgeous green eyes. Alexi Torrent: I am the daughter of the notorious Draco Torrent. Alpha of the Dragons. After my father was murdered and my home destroyed by the Alliance, I vow revenge. I have a plan to enact my vengence on the woman who killed my father. I need resources so I join with The Lycans. I was just about to get what I needed from a contact when the drunk Alpha stumbled upon me. He called me out and my contact ran away. I was angry. I was going to make him pay. That was until I saw his hazel eyes. He may have been a drunk fool, but there was something different about him. So I spare his life. It turns out to be a big mistake for my plans.

Hiwalay ang mga magulang ni Laarni Villegas. Ganun pa man kahit hiwalay ay busog siya sa sustento at suporta sa bawat panig. Kaya naman nang piliin niyang maging isang volleyball player ay walang kontra ang mga magulang niya.  Hanggang sa makilala niya ang isang Kyre Mendoza, gwapo, matangkad at nag- uumapaw ng sex appeal na laging nambulabog sa kanya tuwing may laro siya. Isang CEO na may-ari ng team kung saan siya miyembro bilang isang manlalaro.  Paano maiwasan ni Laarni ang isang Kyre na walang ibang ginawa kundi ang palaging pagpapa- cute sa kanya? O dahil sa kakulitan ni kyre ay magiging magkalaro sila sa larangan ng pag-ibig?

Alexandra, or as she prefers, Alex is a seventeen year old delinquent with a liking for trouble and deviance. A teenager with a rap sheet and a tendency for poor anger management, she is known for illegal street fighting and gang activities. Now attending one of her father's schools for closer supervision, she has her mind set on bringing him down to his knees. There was only one thing standing in her way, and it was Alec Hawford. Her rivalry and biggest competition. Things just got real. Secrets will reveal themselves and questions will be answered. You might say, hell will break loose with the two enemies under one roof. Understatement of the century. Lets just say Satan better start getting his resumes ready, because there is a new devil coming to town.