Kata Kata Lucu Buat Suami Tercinta Novels & Stories

“You’ve only ever been with me in that way. I know that. And that remains, Kitten. We’re doing this together. I promised you everything.” I chuckle against his lips. “Most husbands buy their wives flowers when they have a bad day. You got me a pierced penis.” Frank barks out a laugh. “Don’t mind me. The pierced penis over here is just relaxing.” “Don’t get too relaxed,” I purr as Jay finds my nipple and squeezes.

Priyanka who sat besides the couple dramatically shook her hands with Myra. "Isse kehte hai joru ka gulam. Patni bole cute toh cute. Patni bole pagal toh pagal. Tum patiyo ko aur aata hi kya hai." Aaryan scoffed offending the husbands as Hitansh smacked his head. ( This is called being wife's slave. Wife says you're cute then you're cute. Wife says you're stupid then you're stupid. What else do you husband even know!? )

"My husband, he threw me out because I...couldn't conceive. His new bride is almost due." "Your husband is an idiot. Forgive me for saying that." Kate chuckled instead. "I actually don't care what names you call him." he laughed too, a rich baritone that seemed to sink right down her very core. "But seriously he's a fool for losing such a gem like you." "I'm nothing but a simple woman in search of her own happiness while still discovering herself." "You sell yourself short." he said simply.

He asked with an unreadable expression as I was completely speechless. I suddenly smiled when my eyes caught a glimpse of his image on the phone screen. "Seriously? You are now making jest of me right?" He smirked as I smiled while staring at the picture. "My husband is just so cute" I muttered as he scoffed before standing up from the bed. "You are just so impossible" he said as he walked into the bathroom as I burst into laughter. It felt good taunting him for the first time. ****************** Kenneth's POV, "What outfit do you guys think will be suitable for that D-Day?" Lucia asked

Of course, always with his mental gymnastics, “You give me love. My parents too. My brothers, as well. And look at them, they’re just as bad at relationships as me. We’re all just going to end up living together when we’re old, with our sixteen kids taking care of us.” “You’re so stupid. And don’t even think I’m going to take care of your old ass,” I murmur, knowing damn well I would, “I’m going to be too busy with my husband’s old ass.” Henry scoffs like he doesn’t believe that for a second. “You’d chose my ass over your husband’s every time,” he assures. But my supposed husband doesn’t even exist yet, so I don’t even bother defending that notion, “You know what, Bob? I don't remember the l

That's what he thinks of me now, a useless mother and wife I just closed my eyes, I had been crying and facing the laptop because of what I was reading 'Useless wife' 'Hahaha just don't know how to cook? ' 'Asan language te? ' 'Kawawa si kino' 'You're mine, I know everything' 'Useless wife' 'Separate that' 'Annulment na oi, don't waste your time with such a person' 'We have many more kino for you to choose from' 'What did you feed someone and poisoned you?

me and ishi enjoys together daily she helps me sometimes in business even my sweet hubby also helps me do you know we are rivals in business and lovers in normal life our destiny is too mysterious he is not like other husbands he always encourages me to achieve more and more iam really lucky to get him in my life he celebrates every month anniversary like a teenage boy though we are wife and husband today it is our fourth month anniversary of our wedding iam caressing my husband's cheeks while he is in deep sleep "iam all yours baby why staring like a theif" he said I replied by pulling his cheeks "who said iam staring" he pulled me into his embrace by saying "then I will make you to stare a

So, when Hubert used an April Fools' joke to openly bring his latest affair into the light, I wasn't surprised at all. I simply lowered my gaze and counted silently in my head. This marked the thirtieth. In the eight years we had been married, I dealt with twenty-nine affairs for him. This was the thirtieth. Just then, the system's voice echoed in my mind. [Host, a target has spoken a lie with complete sincerity. Would you like to activate the Lies Come True System's authority?] [Once confirmed, the target will die in a car accident three days from now.]

I couldn't just disregard Katie's feelings because she's my wife now and we live in the same apartment so I launched into the next viable option. Which was surfing the net to get the perfect solution. The first thing I searched for was How to make women laugh because if I could get Katie to laugh, then most of the issues would be resolved but the answers that popped up were just all shades of ridiculous. Be comfortable laughing at yourself. Practice word economy. Don't be afraid to be corny.

My name is Sophia Lucci, and this is how I catfished my husband and his supposed girlfriend. We had been married for 24 years. Twenty-four years of what I thought was happy. He got everything he wanted. The house he chose. The truck he loved. The vacations he picked. I made sure life ran smoothly so he never had to question comfort. And apparently, comfort made him bored. That’s how I met Vincent. Not in person. On Tinder. Same smile. Same scar on his chin. Same wedding ring conveniently missing.