Kata Kata Stand Up Comedy

“No! Cassian, wait…” Angela moans, panting hard after an earth-shattering org*sm. “This is... this is very wrong.” She lets out, battling her overwhelming desires, and rationality as her palm pushes against the taut chest of the man above her. "It's forbidden." she gasps. “Tell me you don't crave this as much as I do, and I promise I won't disturb you ever again.” Cassian mutters hoarsely, lust and desire burning in his eyes, as he looks down at Angela's flushed face, her eyes mirroring his, and her body quivering with need beneath him. “Take me,” she purrs, and he doesn't waste time claiming her… ~~~~▪•♤~~~•♧•~~~♤▪•~~~~ Angela thought she was crazy for having a crush on her brother. He was off limits, a forbidden fruit she should only fantasize about. What she didn't expect was the moon goddess pairing them as mates on her 21st birthday. The goddess must be crazy, she thought, for allowing such an abomination. She was forced to reject her brother or be sent abroad, a decision her parents claimed was the right one. However, it seems she wasn't the only crazy one; Cassian, her brother, wanted her for himself, and he was willing to go against everyone to keep her. Their parents and elders of the pack also weren't willing to back down; they were prepared to go to great lengths to prevent their bond from taking root. Will these two be able to overcome all obstacles and stay together? But know this, the Moon Goddess does not bind blood. Her choice is never a mistake.

Nalaman ni Ximena na sinadya ng kanyang nobyo na si Julius na ipambayad utang ang kanyang puri kasabwat ang babae na pinakilala sa kanya ng kasintahan na matalik nitong kaibigan. Yun pala ay matagal ng may relasyon ang mga ito. Kasunod non ay natanggap siya sa trabaho. Ngunit ganon na lang ang gulat ni Ximena na imbis na sa Marketing Department ay nalipat siya bilang Personal Assistant ng CEO!

I've been dating the country's most eligible bachelor for two years. My base salary is $2 million, with bonuses based on performance. Holding hands costs $10,000, putting an arm around his waist is $20,000, and a kiss on the lips is a bit pricier at $50,000. As for certain bedroom activities, well, those come with a whole different price tag. Brad is fair-skinned and handsome, appearing only once a month – he's practically a walking Tiffany's diamond. Life is so sweet, it's easy to get complacent if you're not careful. One night, a DM popped up on Instagram from a stranger. "If you trust me, check your boyfriend's phone." "?" "I'm his girlfriend." "Am I the third party or are you the third party?" "You're third, I'm fourth." "Let's meet and talk details."

Gino Montereal is a serious man and he is allergic to a girl or in commitment when he was in college. Ngunit nagbago ang lahat ng ito nangg may nangyari sa kanila ng babaeng pinakakinaiinisan niya. And it’s Carla Sandoval, the girl who chased Gino throughout her college life. She never stops until she has not given her gift to Gino and that’s her virginity. Kaiinisan or kamumuhian pa rin kaya ni Gino si Carla kapag nalaman niyang nagkaroon ng magandang bunga ang nangyari sa kanila noon? Sasabihin ba ni Carla ang tungkol sa kanilang anak kapag nagtagpong muli ang landans nila ni Gino? In trying to know the truth, will Gino chase Carla?

Just before her husband and son have her locked in a psychiatric ward, Nora Yates wakes up—reborn, wide awake, and done playing nice. Two men who never truly loved her? Who used and discarded her? Fine. She’s cutting them out for good. When she signs the divorce papers and walks away, the world cheers—including the internet. Oddly, the only one upset is her adoptive sister, the mistress. “Come on, Nora,” she pouts. “I only borrowed your husband and son for my birthday. Was that really worth all this drama?” “You’re lucky to have a husband and son like that. You should count your blessings.” Nora lets out a sharp laugh. “Then consider this ‘blessing’ my personal gift to you. After all, trash belongs in the dumpster.” She walks off without a second glance—glowing, untouchable, and ready to run the world. Soon, her business is booming. Suitors line up. The woman they tried to destroy becomes the woman everyone wants to be. Years later, now a titan in her field, she sits down for a high-profile interview. “Ms. Yates,” the reporter asks, “it’s rumored that Mr. Luther, CEO of Luther Corp, is your ex-husband. Do you still keep in touch?” Nora smiles politely. “Sorry. I’m a widow with no children.” Then she turns to the camera, smiles straight through the lens—at the ex-husband and son losing their minds behind the scenes—and adds, “Just remarried. Baby girl on the way.”

Abian Bimantara. Anak kamu, Adrian Bimantara. Oke. Ini mengejutkan. Kediaman Bimantara dibuat gempar ketika sesosok bayi muncul di depan pintu rumah. Ditambah secarik kertas berisi sebaris kalimat yang menyatakan si bayi adalah keturunan keluarga Bimantara. O–wow! Seisi rumah heboh. Lalu, bagaimana reaksi si tersangka yang disebutkan dalam kertas? Siapa sebenarnya Abian? Ibunya? Orang tuanya?

SINOPSIS Rade seperti berada dalam pusaran kisah cinta yang tiada bertepi. Kegagalan cinta dengan Ferdi, kekasih semasa SMA membuat ia dekat dengan pria beristri. Namun, tak hanya menjadi selingkuhan, ternyata ia juga diselingkuhi oleh Rafly. Rade merasa bahwa keberuntungan jodoh dan cinta belum dekat padanya hingga kemunculan Aden dalam hidup Rade. Namun, bayang-bayang Rafly tak kunjung redup dari benak Rade. Siapakah yang akhirnya menjadi tambatan terakhir Rade?

Ada yang bilang, jika kalian ditakdirkan bersama, sejauh apapun ia pergi, kepadamulah ia akan kembali, ia akan menetapkan hatinya untukmu, untuk mencintaimu... Alina, menutupi statusnya sebagai single parent, ini ia lakukan untuk fokus merawat buah hatinya, dan masih berharap jika akan kembali bersatu dengan Hendra, mantan suaminya. Ditengah perjalanan ia bertemu dengan Aryo Satrio Widjaja, seorang CEO tampan baik hati yang ia kagumi semasa kecil, dan ternyata Aryo juga menyukai Alina sejak kecil bahkan sampai sekarang. Kemanakah hati Alina akan kembali berlabuh? Bagaimana Alina menghadapi kerasnya kehidupan saat mencari biaya untuk pengobatan anaknya? Belum lagi misteri lama tentang ikatan darah pun terkuak, panah cinta itu benar-benar datang disaat tidak tepat!

Tanisha, seorang gadis berusia 22 tahun terpaksa harus menerima perjodohan dengan seorang laki-laki bergelar gus yang tidak ia sukai, Aqlan. Namun, ia tak kehabisan ide. Gadis itu membuat sebuah surat perjanjian selama pernikahannya dengan Aqlan. Sementara Aqlan, ia harus rela berjuang sendirian untuk bisa mempertahankan pernikahannya dengan Tanisha, istrinya yang justru berharap dalam waktu 3 bulan pernikahannya akan berakhir. Ditambah dengan kehadiran masa lalu sang istri yang juga menjadi ujian dalam pernikahan Aqlan dengan Tanisha. Lalu, bagaimana nasib pernikahan mereka? Akankah bahtera rumah tangga mereka akan berlanjut, atau justru perjanjian itulah yang akan memisahkan keduanya?

Almera Shakayla Anindya tidak pernah membayangkan untuk menikah muda. Baginya pernikahan itu sakral, satu kali seumur hidup. Dia ingin menikah jika sudah menjadi sarjana serta siap lahir batin. Hidup yang awalnya tertata rapi sesuai keinginannya, seketika hancur saat kedua orang tuanya menjodohkan dia dengan Leonvi Romeo Kinsey, seorang CEO dari perusahaan terkenal. Semakin hancur lagi saat dia tahu bahwa calon suaminya adalah orang yang sama dalam kejadian memalukan itu.