Kata Kata Stand Up Comedy

Satu kali diselingkuhi, Ayara masih bersabar. padahal, sang suami pulang membawa bayi hasil hubungan gelapnya dengan perempuan lain. ketika untuk kedua kalinya itu terjadi, maka, tak ada lagi kata maaf. Dia telah mempersiapkan balasan yang amat menyakitkan bagi sang suami. "Jangan ajari aku kata sabar, jika selama lima tahun lamanya, aku telah bersabar merawat dan membesarkan anak hasil selingkuhmu." -Ayara-

Aku sedang hamil empat bulan, tetapi suamiku yang seorang dokter membatalkan janjinya sebanyak 16 kali untuk kami mengurus surat nikah. Pertama kali, perawat kecilnya pingsan karena melihat darah saat operasi. Aku menunggunya seharian di depan Kantor Catatan Sipil. Kedua kalinya, begitu perawat kecilnya menelepon, dia meninggalkanku di jembatan layang, hanya untuk membelikan pembalut untuk si perawat kecil. Setelah itu, setiap kali kami berencana untuk mengurus surat nikah, perawat kecilnya selalu saja membuat masalah. Terakhir kali, aku mendengar suamiku sedang sakit. Aku bergegas datang ke rumah sakit di tengah hujan deras, tetapi ternyata yang sakit adalah si perawat kecilnya. Pria itu menjaga perawat kecilnya di samping tempat tidur tanpa beranjak sedikit pun, berbohong padaku tanpa perubahan ekspresi lewat telepon. Pada saat itu, aku mulai membenci pria itu. Aku dengan tegas menggugurkan kandungan, lalu pergi. Namun, pria itu malah mengejarku hingga ke luar negeri, meminta maaf padaku.

Saat Raisa mengalami keguguran, Kevin malah asyik merayakan kepulangan mantan kekasihnya. Tiga tahun pengabdian dan pengorbanan yang dia lakukan, hanya dianggap tak lebih dari sekadar pengasuh dan koki di rumah. Raisa pun merasa sakit hati dan bertekad untuk bercerai. Bahkan sahabat yang tahu tentang hubungan mereka menganggap Raisa seperti lem yang kuat dan tak bisa dilepas sama sekali. "Aku yakin kalau Raisa akan kembali dalam satu hari." Namun Kevin menyanggahnya, "Satu hari? Kelamaan, paling lama setengah hari, dia pasti kembali." Raisa sudah mantap ingin bercerai, dia memutuskan untuk tidak menoleh lagi ke belakang dan mulai sibuk dengan kehidupan barunya, sibuk dengan karier yang pernah ditinggalkannya, dan sibuk membangun relasi baru. Seiring berjalannya waktu, Kevin mulai kehilangan sosok Raisa di rumah. Kevin tiba-tiba panik. Di sebuah pertemuan industri, dia melihatnya sedang dikelilingi kerumunan orang-orang yang kagum padanya. Dia pun bergegas maju tanpa peduli apa pun, "Raisa, apa kamu belum cukup membuat masalah?" Bravi tiba-tiba berdiri di depan Raisa dan mendorongnya dengan satu tangan, lalu berkata dengan tegas, "Jangan sentuh kakak iparmu!" Kevin tidak pernah mencintai Raisa selama ini, tetapi ketika dia sudah jatuh cinta padanya, tak ada lagi tempat tersisa untuknya.

"You're the poison I'm willing to drink in," - Zyd McCluskey Odd and cliché but Lianne Elhoutte believe that maybe her forever lies on the other side of universe. And that she met Zyd Caiden thru social media and her biggest mistake, she fell in love. Now she's totally doom... DISCLAIMER: This story and characters are fictitious. Certain long-standing institutions, agencies, and public offices are mentioned, but the characters involved are wholly imaginary. Warning! R18

My wife is a pilot. We had our wedding three years ago, but she's stood me up 18 times since then when we agreed to register our marriage. The first time she stood me up was when her apprentice took his first flight. I waited outside city hall the whole day for her. The second time she stood me up was when she turned around after receiving a call from her apprentice. She left me by the roadside. Later, whenever we set a date to register our marriage, her apprentice would run into all sorts of trouble. Finally, I decided to leave her. But after I board a flight to Avalonia, she chases me all the way there like she's lost her mind.

Novel ini menceritakan tentang tujuh siswa dari Airlangga High School yang ingin menyelamatkan sistem pendidikan di Indonesia yang sudah tertinggal sejak 138 tahun yang lalu. Vaneyza Arasyta, Willy Rafardhan, Ulyn Feanada, Adinda Carissa, Elvano Alvian, Yovieno Stevaga, dan Abian Fairel adalah ketujuh siswa yang akan melakukan apapun, agar semua tujuan mereka tercapai.

"My professor gave me my first D. Now my next assignment is due...in nine months. You know when you meet your new professor, and he ends up being the same man you had a one-night stand with three months ago? Okay, maybe not. Let me explain. I hadn’t intended to sleep with my professor. I might be known as the impulsive, prankster daughter in my family, but I’m not insane. I just wanted to have some fun in Ireland at my sister’s wedding, and maybe lose my virginity, too. When I met Lochlann Gallagher at a pub one night, I couldn’t resist him. He was hot, Irish, and entirely set on seducing me. One unforgettable night under the sheets with him, and my V-card went up in smoke. Well, that night had one itty bitty consequence because Lochlann totally made my eggo preggo. And if this story isn’t crazy enough, Lochlann is not just my baby daddy: he’s now my professor and my advisor for grad school. Somehow we have to figure out a way not to reveal this rapidly gestating secret while resisting the explosive attraction between us. Except there’s just one more complication to this story: I think I’m totally falling for my baby daddy. Oopsie daisy."

Konten dewasa. Harap bijak dalam membaca. ***** Alexander Gavin Malik adalah seorang pria dengan reputasi yang harus dijaga. Dia tampan, kaya, muda, pintar dan... Cassanova. Sudah bukan rahasia kalau dia suka menghabiskan waktu dengan wanita bayaran. Bahkan seluruh kota tahu kalau dia tidak pernah mau tidur dengan satu wanita yang sama untuk kedua kali. Akan tetapi semua itu berubah ketika dia tanpa sengaja meniduri seorang gadis. Frustasi karena gadis itu bukan wanita bayaran seperti yang dipikirkannya, Xander menuduh gadis itu sebagai mata-mata yang sengaja dikirim oleh rival bisnisnya untuk menghancurkannya. Lantas, benarkah tuduhan itu? Berhasilkah Xander menemukan wanita itu? Pertanyaan terakhir yang terpenting, siapakah wanita itu sebenarnya? Temukan jawabannya dalam kisah mereka!

There are a few grammatical errors, please bear with me Emily Cole a simple bubbly, serious/fashion minded 22 year old from Seattle that stays in new York and works for one of the prestigious company in NewYork . Her family is everything to her, her mom, dad, sister not forgetting her bestie Susan .Working in the finance department as an assistant to the financial advisor. An incident occurs and she's promoted to the personal assistant for the boss. Her life becomes a roller coaster of drama as she not only falls in love with her boss, but also managed to get a few enemies What else could go wrong for Emily? Damien Richardson, an arrogant billionaire, he's got everything a man could ask for. Good looks, greek god body, unlimited bank balance and any woman he wants at his beck and call. Not forgetting his "on and off " girlfriend.He's arrogant, possessive,and absolutely cold. He doesn't believe in love To top it all of a crazy ex-girlfriend seeking revenge His former P.A betrayed him and he finds himself hiring Emily Cole to fill the position. What he doesn't know is that his life can never be the same again.With a crazy ex-girlfriend on the loose and a stalker Follow the amazing drama filled story of Emily and Damien.

Orlando and I had been together for ten years. I'd looked after his sick mom, sweating out a fever of my own, and where was he? Knocking back drinks with Rosalind, playing therapist to her broken heart. I swallowed my pride at work, getting chewed out by my boss, while he spent the night companying Rosalind because she had cramps. Then, when I got the news my mom had passed, I tried calling him, desperate for support. But nope—phone off. After a wild goose chase, turns out he was at Rosalind's graduation. That was it. I gave up. But Orlando wouldn't let go. Red-eyed, he begged me for just one more chance.