His other woman
Katie says this completely straight-faced, and I lose it.
Sky and I burst into hysterics, practically gasping for air.
"It's not funny!" Katie snaps. "He's nineteen, and you're twenty-three! You're literally his Auntie!"
Tears leak from my eyes as I double over laughing. "Really? Because he fucks like he's in his late twenties. Shit, I thought he was still a virgin, but he proved me wrong today."
"WOAH! How was it? I need every detail," Sky says, leaning forward like I just revealed top-secret government intel.