Taboo Runs Wild
“Like, actual gods walking around campus. I’m not wearing sweatpants to class—ever.”
Kelly rolled her eyes dramatically. “Please. You think any of us are gonna look like I*******m models at 8 a.m.? Speak for yourself, bitch. I’m showing up in a crop top and eyeliner whether I sleep or not.”
“Hot guys don’t matter,” I muttered before I could stop myself. “We’re going to school to learn, not shop for boyfriends.”
“Oh my God.” Kelly clutched her chest like I’d just stabbed her. “Listen to her! Jo, the virgin librarian, everybody. She’s allergic to fun.”