Kickass Humour

What would you do if your apartment is haunted by a ghost too handsome for any girl peace of mind? That is the exact problem Maisie is faced with. Falling for a ghost. Moving to a new city only to have all her hopes for her future destroyed, she tried to make do with her current situation only to discover a ghost in her apartment. Things become even more weird when unexplained incidents happen at her work place almost killing her, still Zach helped her with that only to disappear when she confessed her feelings for him. Heart broken, Maisie did her best to move on but there is only so much you can do to move on when the ghost you love returns to you as your boss.

He was rude, arrogant, aggressive, ruthless and dominating Mafia Boss, a frightening man. The whole world was under his feet. Nobody had ever dared to disobey him except one girl. Everybody was afraid of him but except one girl, that girl was badass, she was afraid of nothing in the world, she was a warrior, confident, fearless and brave businesswomen. She was the first girl who wasn't afraid of the Mafia boss; she had the audacity to challenge him, refuse his orders, argue with him, and flirt with him. In the beginning, he was annoyed that why she wasn't afraid of him and disobeying him. He tried everything to scare her, but she always shocked him with her braveness and boldness. He was finding her weaknesses and in the end, he himself became her first and only weaknesses and she became his badass girl. A girl who was a pain in the ass of the mafia boss, how she became his badass girl? How he became ready to leave everything to protect her and to spend the rest of his life with her peacefully and how that girl changed the Mafia boss? If you want to know, then read the story of an arrogant Mafia boss and his badass girl. *** His hands were roaming all over her bareback, arousing her and sending chills down her spine. She ground herself against his crotch, forgetting about the whole world. She was melting with his touch. She breathed in the heat of the moment, "if this is the consequences of disobeying your order, then I'll always disobey you." His lips curved into a smile against her lips. This time he cupped her face and kissed her very softly and chastely. "I like you and I want to make you my badass girl."

What happens when an assassin finds out that a bounty has been put on her high school friend and ex lover? What's more shocking? She finds out that he is in one of the most lethal Mafia groups. Would she protect him from the bounty hunters or join them

Jayson and his fraternal twin Alexi met Taelin when they when they were 18. Their father was marrying her mother so they would soon become step siblings. They knew they wanted her from the moment they saw her. Things were going well for the first few months they lived together, but a few months after school started Taelin distanced herself from them. No matter what they did she avoided them unless it was family related and even then she was standoffish. Before they could figure out what happened they were off to college. Now Taelin is attending the same college, but Jayson and Alexi have no idea. Taelin told her mother that she told them but she didn’t. She has every intention of keeping them from finding out, but when she runs into a couple of mutual friends that changes. Everything comes to a head during a family dinner. The truth also comes out as to why she distanced herself from them. Can Jayson and Alexi make her see what they said isn’t what they felt or meant? What happens when a girl that has been obsessed with the boys start trouble? Can these three work out their issues and can Jayson and Alexi convince Taelin that their relationship is no one elses business but theirs? What will Taelin do when she finds out that she has been Secretly Wanted By Her Mafia Stepbrothers?

Vice and Victor have a plan. Five years in the spotlight to make their fortune, then move into the background, with their own record label. Fast and smart is their motto. Romance will have to wait, especially since their idea of an ideal romance, involves both of them and one woman. When their manager, Aaron, asks them to collaborate with a chart-topping popstar who wants to gravitate into rock, they are dubious. A frequent flyer in the gossip columns over the last twelve months with a history of drug and alcohol problems, they fear she will be difficult and volatile to work with. After being roofied by her music producer, Mirage has learnt the hard way that it is not an equal world. Without proof, she cannot pursue legal recourse, and she is locked into completing another album with her rapist. Meanwhile, Mr Rich has been feeding the industry lies about her having dependency on alcohol and drugs, and the gossip mags have seized upon the stories, slowly tearing her professional reputation into pieces. But Mirage is not a fragile damsel in distress, she is a pop-rock chick, and she is fighting back.

She is the last in their breed of Golden Wolves; the most powerful werewolf clan with strong mental powers, but Daffodil never knew it. She was raised by a billionaire couple, never knowing that she has wolf blood in her until she met a mysterious man during her vacation on Cooks Island. Lexus is a Beta Warrior with a mission; to find the last golden she-wolf that the next-in-line Alpha dreamed of having as his wife to make him the most powerful Alpha in the Werewolves’ realm. What happened if the last Golden She-wolf is the mate of the Beta Warrior? And what is the truth, behind the Beta Warrior's identity?

Broken by her ex-boyfriend, Catherine Myers built a strong wall around herself against men. What happens when Ace De Sylvano walks into her life and slowly breaks every single wall she built, he succeeded in making her fall so helplessly in love with him, just when Catherine thought she already met her Mr right, he said to her. "I'm sorry you're just a bet, a bed warmer and a useless past I want to get rid of"

After being taken away from her family at a very young age, and trained to become a ruthless assassin Katherine had spent years, killing, and murdering people for money. Until one assignment changed her life completely. She had being paid a million dollars to murder the whole family of a mafia boss, which she did...however she left one tiny detail. Which was the Mafia boss's first son, Matt. Few weeks later Katherine meets Matt in College, and they become friends...the friendship turns into a sizzling relationship and Katherine was already willing to let go of her lifestyle for Matt. Until he discovers that she was the one that murdered his entire family. Infuriated at this discovery, Matt arrests Katherine, but her Mob ambushes the prison and releases her. After a conversation with her friends, she set out to look for Matt to apologize, and also let him know that she was carrying his child which she discovered while in prison. But her boss had found out who Matt was, and before she could get to him, he was already murdered. Now convinced that happiness wasn't for her because of the lifestyle she chose, Katherine escapes the Mob and builds a life of her own in a far away island, isolated..where no one could find her... But could she hide from the Mob? Few months later she gave birth to a girl, and in a few weeks she was found and her daughter taken away from her and murdered. With Rage, Katherine seeks revenge for the demise of her daughter, .. because she knew she would never find peace till she puts an end to the Mob, and she was determined to do that. Will Katherine eventually find her happily ever after?

Hindi inaasahan ni Marikit Dela Torre na siya ang ipapadala ng kanilang boss na si Apollo para makakuha ng impormasyon, tungkol sa illegal na ginagawa ni Isla Maveer. Isa siyang secret agent at dahil gusto niyang makaiwas sa dating kasintahan na nagtra-trabaho din doon ay tinanggap niya ang offer. Nagpanggap siya bilang isang katulong sa mansyon ng mga Singh, habang naghahanap siya ng impormasyon sa kwarto ng amo ay di niya inaasahan na makatulog sa ilalim ng kama nito. Pagmulat niya ng mata ay ang nakangiting mukha ni Isla ang kanyang nabungaran. Halos panawan siya ng ulirat nang alokin siya nito na makipagtalik sa kanya kapalit ng impormasyon na hinahanap niya, at nang matapos na niya ang misyon ay kinuha niya ang bagahe para makabalik na sa HQ. Di niya inaasahan pagkabukas niya ng pinto ng kanyang kwarto ay may mga lalaking nakaitim na naghihintay sa kanya, may mga baril itong dala na mas ikinatakot niya. Doon naman lumabas ang lalaking inalayan niya ng kanyang pagkababae si Isla Maveer Singh, ang Capo Crimini ng Sxented Mafia. Nakangisi itong lumapit sa kanya, bago pa niya maiwas ang pisngi ay nahawakan na siya nito roon. "You're mine Marikit, you'll stay with me forever baby girl."

"Vee bumangon ka muna! Ipapakilala ko sayo iyong bago mong bodyguard." Kahit inaantok pa ay bumangon ako at bagot na tinignan si Daddy. "What? Bodyguard na naman! Ayoko na nga ng ganyan eh! Nakakasawa na--" napahinto ako sa pagsasalita ng may lalaking pumasok sa kwarto ko. "Sino siya?" "Vee meet your new bodyguard, James Villianuevva." "Ito? New bodyguard ko? Seryoso ka dad?" "Yes, and I am sure magugustuhan mo siya. Magkakasundo kayo sa mga bagay-bagay, lalo na kung mag sho-shopping ka at pagdating sa mga makeup--" "Babae lang ang mahilig mag shopping at mag makeup dad." Saad ko at napatampal sa noo ko. "I'm gay." Muntik ng malaglag iyong panga ko sa sinabi niya.